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Fag From Brooklyn

Anthony's Lime Rickey

Anthony Cumia is a Pedophile
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The only legitimate use of money:
- Paying rent, mortgage payment, utilties
- Buying stuff for you or your immediate family or friends
- having fun with friends who know you (local poker parties, etc.)
- Donating to charities which help unfortunate people or animals who need help
- Investing in the entire stock market, and/or the entire bond market

You are a degenerate if you invest your money in:
- Individual stocks, options, bonds, or cryptocurrencies
- Porn stars
- Prostitutes
- Las Vegas

If you have ever paid money to the latter, then kill yourself. For real.
 

RoTheHo69

User of the smartnews app for smart people ONLY.
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You are a degenerate if you invest your money in:
- Individual stocks, options, bonds, or cryptocurrencies
- Porn stars
- Prostitutes
- Las Vegas

If you have ever paid money to the latter, then kill yourself. For real.
Prostitutes are not investments unless you're a pimp.
 

aRTie02150

STEP OFF!
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The only legitimate use of money:
- Paying rent, mortgage payment, utilties
- Buying stuff for you or your immediate family or friends
- having fun with friends who know you (local poker parties, etc.)
- Donating to charities which help unfortunate people or animals who need help
- Investing in the entire stock market, and/or the entire bond market

You are a degenerate if you invest your money in:
- Individual stocks, options, bonds, or cryptocurrencies
- Porn stars
- Prostitutes
- Las Vegas

If you have ever paid money to the latter, then kill yourself. For real.
I'm dumb but how do I invest in the whole stock market? I only know how to buy the stocks and watch them go up a few dollars then down a few dollars.

I'd like to do it the proper way. I do have funds saved for that I should invest with.
 

Roslyn Vampire

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The only legitimate use of money:
- Paying rent, mortgage payment, utilties
- Buying stuff for you or your immediate family or friends
- having fun with friends who know you (local poker parties, etc.)
- Donating to charities which help unfortunate people or animals who need help
- Investing in the entire stock market, and/or the entire bond market

You are a degenerate if you invest your money in:
- Individual stocks, options, bonds, or cryptocurrencies
- Porn stars
- Prostitutes
- Las Vegas

If you have ever paid money to the latter, then kill yourself. For real.
Wait... doesn't Danny (fromtheshow) Ross always brag about owning NVIDIA stock?
 

BUBBLER

Janny of Ribbers
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I'm scared. What's the average return? What would happen if I put $10k into one of them? Would I have just $12k after 5 years?
Voo is their index fund that tracks the top companies in the market. I would wait for the economy to get a little shit first, maybe after election volatility passes. When you hear about unemployment going up and the market dipping as a result, I would buy at around 80% from all time highs

Average return should be 10% annually, compounding
 
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