Everyone saying "If You Could Read My Mind" was a bad song

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

FAWWK YOOOUUUUS

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You'd all be lucky to have a man like Gordon Lightfoot in your lives

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Me and the ghost of Gordon Lightfoot are gonna play the choking game and smoke cigarettes

 

[guest]

Gordon Lightfoot? Does he have lamps attached to his feet or something? Haha just riffin, it’s all in good fun.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Gordon Lightfoot? Does he have lamps attached to his feet or something? Haha just riffin, it’s all in good fun.

Gordon Lightfoot is fucking DEAD because of jokes like these.

You all though Gordon Lightfoot was already dead! Well, he wasn't! He died yesterday! FUCK!

IF YOU COULD FUCKIN READ MY MIND, LOVE
WHAT A TALE MY FUCKIN SHIT WOULD TELL
JUST LIKE A PAPERBACK MOVIE
AND A GHOST OF ABE VIGODA FROM A WISHING WELL
IN A CASTLE GAY
OR A FORTRESS QUEER
WITH CHAINS UPON MY ASS
SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHIN ELSE

GORDON LIGHTFOOT RULES! FUCK YOUS!

 

[guest]

Gordon Lightfoot is fucking DEAD because of jokes like these.

You all though Gordon Lightfoot was already dead! Well, he wasn't! He died yesterday! FUCK!

IF YOU COULD FUCKIN READ MY MIND, LOVE
WHAT A TALE MY FUCKIN SHIT WOULD TELL
JUST LIKE A PAPERBACK MOVIE
AND A GHOST OF ABE VIGODA FROM A WISHING WELL
IN A CASTLE GAY
OR A FORTRESS QUEER
WITH CHAINS UPON MY ASS
SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHIN ELSE

GORDON LIGHTFOOT RULES! FUCK YOUS!

I’m so sorry, Abe.

I didn’t even know he was sick.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

CityNews

vancouver.citynews.ca

 

[Stent]

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

That sucks, but he had a good run. "The Wreck of the Hesperus" or whatever that boat song is called takes too long, though.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

GORDON GORDON GORDON GORDON, GORDON LIGHT-MELION
HE'S DEAD AS SHIT
HE'S DEAD AS FUUU-U-U-UCK

God fucking dammit... I am the funniest entity in the entire world.... You seeing this? Gordon Lightmelion??

Hilarious.

Lmao, Gordon Lightmelion.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Oh, so you're staring shit now, Stenton?

Hey, my best pal in the whole wide world, how about I kick your fucking faggot duckling cloaca ass? I'll break your beak off on my arthritic penis, sport.

You aren't a duck. You're an ex-familyman turned twink/parking attendant. Your loyfe is a loy!

 

[guest]

Abe is a fawken problem.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Abe is a fawken problem.

Patreeky treeky treeky treeky treeky treeky Gordonmeliooooon

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Abe is a fawken problem.

You Dutch don't even know what a fawkin problem is.

Do the blackface Dutch steal your wooden Nikes at finger-gun-point?

 

[guest]

You Dutch don't even know what a fawkin problem is

Don’t start shit with me, Abe. You’ll be eating through a straw for months. Klootzak.

 

[Stent]

quack

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

That sucks, but he had a good run. "The Wreck of the Hesperus" or whatever that boat song is called takes too long, though.

It's THE WRECK OF THE FUCKING EDMUND FITZ FUCKING GERALD! YOU COCKSUCKING FAGGOT! FUCK YOU AND FUCK STENT FUCKING MARNIGG FEZNOR!

 

[guest]

You Dutch don't even know what a fawkin problem is.

Do the blackface Dutch steal your wooden Nikes at finger-gun-point?

Nice edit, stupid.

 

[Stent]