Everyone here is funnier than Joe Rogan & fags

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Im offended at how every guy i know is so into this fucking midget. I met a friend over christmas and he was wearing a "comedy mothership" shirt. Estimation as a man fucking plummeted.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My friends are all into him too. They're all way funnier than him too. They're all very stupid though, like they think I'm a genius and I'm an idiot who just uses common sense. They don't realize that Joe Rogan is only like a teeny bit more intelligent than they are. If anyone ever tries to show me a clip of JRE I end up having an autistic freakout about how he's a dumb little fag and he isn't funny.

 

[PickleRickle]

My old best pal was obsessed with Rogan and Onnit and all that gay shit. I kept trying to tell him it was a closeted mens club. He wouldnt listen, so I assumed he was gay as well. Every time i'd try to hangout with him he'd make an attempt at converting me, it was the most annoying shit ever.

 

[HH Brother]

I'm sorry you cannot compete with the Austin comedic snipers, funster.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

My friends are all into him too. They're all way funnier than him too. They're all very stupid though, like they think I'm a genius and I'm an idiot who just uses common sense. They don't realize that Joe Rogan is only like a teeny bit more intelligent than they are. If anyone ever tries to show me a clip of JRE I end up having an autistic freakout about how he's a dumb little fag and he isn't funny.

I do the same thing. I just can't keep my mouth shut. Whenever there are new people around even I'll start just nailing Rogan like I'm CorradoSoprano4. They just say I'm overly negative and hate everything, which isn't true. I just can't stand people who aren't funny and try to be.

"Sounds like you watch him.." NO CHILD. I don't even watch him and I know how funny it is based only on YouTube thumbnails and the faggot useless guests he parades around. OoooOOOoooo lookout! Bill Burr is on this week!! What does HE have to say about BUD LIGHT?!?!

There was a Christmas party and I got into some spat with a friend's girlfriend because she said it's "inspiring" that Jason Kelce's wife sits with two kids IN THE STANDS and NOT in the Luxury Box when she goes to Eagles games!!! I told her that was some of the most retarded shit I've ever heard and wouldn't let it go, because it needed to be said. But of course, I'm the negative Nancy for pointing this out. Sorry not sorry.

 

[guest]

I remember in like 2013 or so, this mulatto kid was promoting "JRE" hard to me..."bro he's got the answers! train by day, JRE podcast by night bruh!"

Then I saw him a week or two later and these Jamaican thugs were using him for free rides.

Idk why but I always correlated the two things.

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

I'm sorry you cannot compete with the Austin comedic snipers, funster.

Didn't this exact "exercise" fuck up his shoulders so bad he can't touch kettlebells anymore?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Cannot stand Rogan or anyone in his sphere of influence. It’s truly amazing how he is apparently very passionate about standup, yet these dickheads who worship him are all the same, monotonous, safe forms of comic.

“Bert was on stage and took his shirt off!” Did he?

 

[Dark Dan Disciple]

Thanks, bud.

 

[RoTheHo69]

I'm sorry you cannot compete with the Austin comedic snipers, funster.

Is this supposed to be funny? Inspiring? What is this? Fuckin douchebag.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I'm sorry you cannot compete with the Austin comedic snipers, funster.

I’ll pass, funster.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

I would fuck his wife and give his niglet daughter's butthole head

 

[Turk February]

What the fuck are you guys talking about? I don't think I've ever met a single person who likes Joe Rogan.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Not @Jenna tho

 

[LingerLonger]

Didn't this exact "exercise" fuck up his shoulders so bad he can't touch kettlebells anymore?

I literally can't watch that .gif without feeling tingling in my shoulders. He's the classic 'never played sports' dweeb who takes up lifting in his 30s and has zero technique and just destroys his body to impress other dudes at the gym with his 'gains'. Overcompensating with roids and public workouts and social media photos of his 'lifting' to show how "hardcore" and "alpha" he is. Nerd.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

I'm sorry you cannot compete with the Austin comedic snipers, funster.

Kettle bells

 

[BrotherMan1488]

My friends are all into him too. They're all way funnier than him too. They're all very stupid though, like they think I'm a genius and I'm an idiot who just uses common sense. They don't realize that Joe Rogan is only like a teeny bit more intelligent than they are. If anyone ever tries to show me a clip of JRE I end up having an autistic freakout about how he's a dumb little fag and he isn't funny.

Do they also like Tim Pool? Tims real edgy like Joe

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Do they also like Tim Pool? Tims real edgy like Joe

No they'd think he's a fag. They like Rogan for being the UFC guy and only watch when it's another UFC guy or hunter as a guest.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

No they'd think he's a fag. They like Rogan for being the UFC guy and only watch when it's another UFC guy or hunter as a guest.

Lol Tim being seen as queer by Joe Rogan fans , have you brought up Joes only solid opinion is on WEED otherwise he will agree with what ever guest he has on?

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

If it's a female fan, I congratulate them on their progress. If it's a male fan, I let them know they are faggots.