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Every time something doesn’t go my way I yell out “USA IN DISTRESS” and it makes me die laughing.
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He's not the best reflection of how great some of you Americans can be.
Between showing her the People's Court episode, and her experiences with Pat, Gosia has a strong hesitation to ever visiting.
Between showing her the People's Court episode, and her experiences with Pat, Gosia has a strong hesitation to ever visiting.
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We aren't particularly dying to have Poles here. Beat it, cunt.
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I've known more people who remind me of Joe IRL than any other internet character I'm familiar with.
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There was something from Fargo I used to say in the accent when I'd fuck something up and it'd make me laugh and I wouldn't get mad about it. I can't remember what the fuck it was, it's driving me nuts. I think it might've just been "Ahh, Christ!"
Ohhhh geeez
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Nearly all fast food customer service has become unbearable. The ignorance is astounding. Want to see me get in trouble for speaking my mind? Here's the truth as I've experienced it. Asian and Indian McDonald's staff are the most helpful. A majority of the rest absolutely SUCK AT WHAT THEY DO.
That is all. Go ahead and unfriend me. IRDGAF anymore.
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I go outside for a smoke, and it’s raining
USA IN DISTRESS
I have to wait to cross the street when the light is green on the other sideUSA IN DISTRESS
I go to use the toilet and see that I have to change the rollUSA IN DISTRESS
In the winter, I have to get up a little earlier so I can warm the car up before work hellUSA IN DISTRESS
I’m writing all this dumb stuff hereUSA IN DISTRESS
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"This morning I went to the bathroom for my MORNING ROUTINE (shit, shower, shave, you know the deal 
) and there was LARGE amounts of BLOOD in my STOOL. Leave it to the DEMENTED nutcase in the White House wrecking HAVOC on our HEALTH CARE SYSTEM!"
USA IN DISTRESS!
) and there was LARGE amounts of BLOOD in my STOOL. Leave it to the DEMENTED nutcase in the White House wrecking HAVOC on our HEALTH CARE SYSTEM!"USA IN DISTRESS!
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Suicidal Tendencies is getting really lazy with their new material.
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All I wanted was a Pepsi!
I am not a pedophile
DESTITUTION!
Looking at KP's not illegal
DESTITUTION!
So so so so you're saying -
DESTITUTION!
My brother owes me restitution
A childhood promise my one solution
His allowance a financial help
To spare this leech from getting a job myself.
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Oh, didn’t you hear? They changed their name to Mooching Tendencies.