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Every time I see someone who owns a Tesla I know I’m dealing with a retard

Dog Eater

Paint Tin ASMR Enjoyer
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Probably some of the fastest accelerating vehicles around and yet I’m constantly stuck behind these faggots when the light goes green. Probably too distracted staring at their giant ipad of gauge cluster. PUT YOUR FOOT DOWN FAGGOT IT’S THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT YOUR HOMOMOBILE.
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

Joe's Geek Squad Technician
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I wanna see these cars after a few years when the batteries start wearing out and they have to pay 40 grand for a new battery.
I was watching a Scotty Kilmer video and he was saying that people who bought a 1st generation Chevy bolt can't get new batteries because Chevy doesn't make them anymore and the only ones you can get are Chinese knockoffs that cost 40k more than what the car is worth
Electric cars are not the answer, they are a shit fad, hydrogen cars are the solution and car manufacturers are gonna take a bite out of a giant shit sandwich when they stop making gas cars. Especially in Europe
 

DMbA

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I wanna see these cars after a few years when the batteries start wearing out and they have to pay 40 grand for a new battery.
I was watching a Scotty Kilmer video and he was saying that people who bought a 1st generation Chevy bolt can't get new batteries because Chevy doesn't make them anymore and the only ones you can get are Chinese knockoffs that cost 40k more than what the car is worth
Electric cars are not the answer, they are a shit fad, hydrogen cars are the solution and car manufacturers are gonna take a bite out of a giant shit sandwich when they stop making gas cars. Especially in Europe
I have heard of alternate energy cars since i was a kid, decades and nothing happened and Tesla is the actual one doing it, with infrastructure building around the world to support it. i dont get why everyone think they are smarter than Musk but none can make a battery car for decades. anyway the thing to learn from the chevy shit is dont buy a niche product that look like shit, get the iphone or samsung stupid
 

NoBacon

An honourable man.
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I have heard of alternate energy cars since i was a kid, decades and nothing happened and Tesla is the actual one doing it, with infrastructure building around the world to support it. i dont get why everyone think they are smarter than Musk but none can make a battery car for decades. anyway the thing to learn from the chevy shit is dont buy a niche product that look like shit, get the iphone or samsung stupid

 

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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Of course Tesla drivers are morons, they're mostly H1B streetshitters. The cars should be equipped with whistle tips that go "dibble-dabble" so everyone else on the road is advised.
 
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