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I mean, it's gotta just be a disaster area. Toxic waste. Anyway, happy Monday
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I'm sure you've seen the junkies and undesirables on the Philly trains.I mean, it's gotta just be a disaster area. Toxic waste. Anyway, happy Monday
I haven't taken a train in Philly since the last time I lived there in 2007, and I can't imagine things have gotten better in the last 15 years.I'm sure you've seen the junkies and undesirables on the Philly trains.
There were these two nig kids that would sell candy on the train and go between all the cars, and sometime last year one of them was going to another car as it was moving and fell into tracks and was killed.
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Also parental disappointmentPussy probably smells like dead semen and refunded college tuition.
And she's probably had so many abortions you'd be sticking your pecker into a haunted house.Also parental disappointment
When I started working in the city in 07, the trains were still mostly White. Now, fuck. I'm typically the only White on the train with maybe one other person.I haven't taken a train in Philly since the last time I lived there in 2007, and I can't imagine things have gotten better in the last 15 years.
I was in Philly last time a month or so ago, and we took the train to Jersey to eat dinner at a friend's house. I swear to god the station looked like a refugee camp. Like two dozen bums had set up a bivouac down there. This was right by city hall tooWhen I started working in the city in 07, the trains were still mostly White. Now, fuck. I'm typically the only White on the train with maybe one other person.
There was a rape during a few months ago during rush hour on the Market Frankford line and people we're just sitting there filming it.
Not in a long time, but yesYou guys ever go down on a chick and pussy smells like fish but you still go for it anyway?
I used to have to take the Manayunk Norristown train every day because I lived in east falls, and I legitimately off the top of my head can think of over 4 fights I've gotten in on that train where nobody called the cops, and two separate incidents where I pissed on the floor of the train because I was so drunk.When I started working in the city in 07, the trains were still mostly White. Now, fuck. I'm typically the only White on the train with maybe one other person.
There was a rape during a few months ago during rush hour on the Market Frankford line and people we're just sitting there filming it.
I don't know how I've avoided fights on the train all the years I've taken it. I don't portray myself an actual tough guy, but I'm not afraid of anyone. I'm just afraid if I somehow get wrapped up with the cops, I lose my job. So I just swallow pride and just avoid shit I can.I used to have to take the Manayunk Norristown train every day because I lived in east falls, and I legitimately off the top of my head can think of over 4 fights I've gotten in on that train where nobody called the cops, and two separate incidents where I pissed on the floor of the train because I was so drunk.
Yeah dude, I'm fucking gangster like that. I once went down on this Jewish girl named Laura when me and my friends were following around a band on tour, and she didn't tell me she was on her period so I just kept eating it and spitting it out into a Kleenex.You guys ever go down on a chick and pussy smells like fish but you still go for it anyway?
Like eating a watermelonYeah dude, I'm fucking gangster like that. I once went down on this Jewish girl named Laura when me and my friends were following around a band on tour, and she didn't tell me she was on her period so I just kept eating it and spitting it out into a Kleenex.
Yeah but you know how some of the crazies are on the train. I don't look at every insult like "oh I have to throw down", but if some homeless schizophrenic hawks a loogie on me I'm hitting him.I don't know how I've avoided fights on the train all the years I've taken it. I don't portray myself an actual tough guy, but I'm not afraid of anyone. I'm just afraid if I somehow get wrapped up with the cops, I lose my job. So I just swallow pride and just avoid shit I can.
Nice laundromat cunt eating, stupid.Yeah dude, I'm fucking gangster like that. I once went down on this Jewish girl named Laura when me and my friends were following around a band on tour, and she didn't tell me she was on her period so I just kept eating it and spitting it out into a Kleenex.
It was pretty bad. I think if I wasn't as drunk as I was, I wouldn't have went for it. But since I went for it she let me kick a field goal inside of her so you know... No victory without sacrifice.Like eating a watermelon
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