Ever play a competitive game with a female?

[Dog Eater]

Just finished playing Civilization V with my wife and she was so angry at how thoroughly I had beaten her that she couldn’t even talk to me for 30 minutes. Don’t get me wrong if she had bested me to that degree I’d be raging it too, but I wouldn’t let it show. Anyway women are useless at strategy and sore losers and should possibly be banned from computers.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Yes, I played chess with a palestinian chick and she lasted about 5 minutes before she swiped all the pieces off the board because she was losing so bad. Also, I punched a cross-eyed girl on a trampoline once while on ecstasy... but that wasn't competitive

 

[Coonskin]

Why don’t you just play on the same team if you’re so much better? Losing in that game is pretty arduous when all of your shit gets pillaged by barbs and you’re -100 gpt.

 

[Dog Eater]

Why don’t you just play on the same team if you’re so much better? Losing in that game is pretty arduous when all of your shit gets pillaged by barbs and you’re -100 gpt.

She was actually winning for most of the game until I dropped 6 or so nukes on her and destroyed her navy. Playing against AI while on the same team is not as fun but I’ll probably do that next time.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

Why don’t you just play on the same team if you’re so much better? Losing in that game is pretty arduous when all of your shit gets pillaged by barbs and you’re -100 gpt.

Yeah in the context of a game that can last for days and gets brutal when you're down, 30 mins isn't really that long to be upset.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Just finished playing Civilization V with my wife and she was so angry at how thoroughly I had beaten her that she couldn’t even talk to me for 30 minutes. Don’t get me wrong if she had bested me to that degree I’d be raging it too, but I wouldn’t let it show. Anyway women are useless at strategy and sore losers and should possibly be banned from computers.

Wrong child, just look at all the amazing female strategists and generals throughout history! Most were African warriors too, I'm sorry you're so stupid

 

[aRTie02150]

I usually dunk on women because I hate the majority of them, but I used to play duos on PUBG with this chick who was pretty good at the game. She knew how to call out things, collect enough loot to have spare shit when I needed it. She would snipe and cover me when I would loot drop crates and pick people off and just say "enemy down" with every kill.

I'm sure she was autistic but was the best PUBG partner I've ever had. No idea what happened to her.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

a palestinian chick and she lasted about 5 minutes before she swiped all the pieces off the board because she was losing so bad.

suicide chesser

 

[guest]

I used to play double team badminton with a chick and anytime we lost a game I had to console her like she just lost a parent. She was a such a freak but also very nice.

 

[aRTie02150]

I used to play double team badminton with a chick and anytime we lost a game I had to console her like she just lost a parent. She was a such a freak but also very nice.

If we're talking actually sports I did have a girl on my baseball team in high school. She was good enough to continue in college.

I have nothing bad to say about her. She was a lesbian and a pretty girl. Not drop dead gorgeous, but absolutely the prettiest girl I seen play baseball.

Keep in mind we had a softball squad for the girls, but she went through the tryouts for varsity baseball and made the team every year.

She was like one of the boys. The butt slapping wasn't awkward to her because it was never done in a perverted way. She slapped out butts too like all baseball players do. She would get pissed and rage after something like going 0-4, which was rare but still hilarious to see her lose her mind.

She crowed the plated and got beaned a few times and never let it phase her.

Fawk she was cool.

 

[EraGodless]

Yeah, hide the sausage (mine- not hers).

 

[Brooke Shields]

I am not good at tetherball, my HS girlfriend would whip my ass in that like Napoleon Dynamite

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I played chess 3 times with an old girlfriend who was way smarter than me.

I took her first rook all 3 times using the exact same set of moves and then she’d immediately quit every single time.

And I’m fucking terrible at chess.

 

[Turk February]

We used to go to a board game cafe every weekend. I try for the rage response. The only thing that works is I insist she cheats every time she wins, but that's stopped working

 

[Meownaw]

The only female that can compete with me in video games is my sister and the only reason is because I played them with her growing up.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

The only female that can compete with me in video games is my sister and the only reason is because I played them with her growing up.

Play any other "games" with your sister?

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I usually dunk on women because I hate the majority of them, but I used to play duos on PUBG with this chick who was pretty good at the game. She knew how to call out things, collect enough loot to have spare shit when I needed it. She would snipe and cover me when I would loot drop crates and pick people off and just say "enemy down" with every kill.

I'm sure she was autistic but was the best PUBG partner I've ever had. No idea what happened to her.

Sounds like she was a real "girl" gamer

 

[aRTie02150]

Sounds like she was a real "girl" gamer

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Oh most likely. She sounded like a robot and was very direct with everything so I imagine this being her.

 

[guest]

I play squash with my wife occasionally. She can give me a game sometimes. I've played poker with women before too.

 

[TheNanaDook]

My girl is competitive and I beat her in every video game and it drives her crazy angry which also turns her on.