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We used to do 'jerk contests' to see who could jizz the fastest. Take turns in the bathroom with a stop watch. 13 years old but still, wtf were we doing.
 

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We used to do 'jerk contests' to see who could jizz the fastest. Take turns in the bathroom with a stop watch. Wtf we were doing.
We did the same exact thing in our friend group except whoever came last had to put lipstick on and give the other guys a smooch on their cock heads. We called it rouge spooge
 
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We did the same exact thing in our friend group except whoever came last had to put lipstick on and give the other guys a smooch on their cock heads. We called it rouge spooge
I wish this was really if someone had suggested this to us we would have done it. We used to shit on each other's faces occasionally. Like it happened a few times.
 
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We used to do 'jerk contests' to see who could jizz the fastest. Take turns in the bathroom with a stop watch. 13 years old but still, wtf were we doing.

We did the same thing except we’d go to seperate parts of the house and see who could finish first

We were 17
 
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We used to do 'jerk contests' to see who could jizz the fastest. Take turns in the bathroom with a stop watch. 13 years old but still, wtf were we doing.
That's called living son. When I was 12-13 My friend's mother was 32-33 and one of the hottest Latina milfs ever. I used to jack off in her bathroom while she was screaming at everyone in Spanish. I'd dump a load in about 20 seconds while sniffing her panties
 
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Yeah. The one dude who was over the top homophobic to the point it made people uncomfortable and wouldn't participate in our bonding. Turned out to be gay. When we were much older He took Ambien tried to shove a boot up his ass while singing the national anthem. Got drunk later exclaimed really loudly that he was bi.

Then he joined a motorcycle gang with all these in shape Puerto Rican tough guys. When I asked him what he had to do to get in he looked at the floor and said "weird things, sometimes I have to clean the bikes and the club house"

I was like what else. He said

"ya know just like stupid stuff I guess"

I'm pretty sure they all took turns fucking his mouth
 
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Never kissed a guy but i jerked off together with a friend when i was a kid. That’s not gay right?
Not at all. It's not even gay if your feet touched a couple times on accident. Even if you were both looking at gay porn. As long as you guys weren't staring at each other it ain't gay.
 

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I was always apart of the “jock” or the “stoners” crew in school. That’s some fag shit brotherman. The gayest shit they ever did (I wasn’t apart of it) was run a 4 way on some broad. The nerds in school did that shit. That’s probably why I’m not funny.
 
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