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Have you ever heard tell of ANYONE getting one?
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Ever gotten a carpool lane ticket?
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We don't have carpool lanes in my part of New England.
We have state cruisers that are dark green or brown who camp in the fucking V-shape formed by the on-ramp so you can't see them on the horizon and that's how they getcha.
There should be a federal standard for state cruiser colors.
Actually that makes absolutely no sense and no there shouldn't be. Fuck me.
@Wigger see how easy it is to admit when you're wrong or being stupid?
Try it.
We have state cruisers that are dark green or brown who camp in the fucking V-shape formed by the on-ramp so you can't see them on the horizon and that's how they getcha.
There should be a federal standard for state cruiser colors.
Actually that makes absolutely no sense and no there shouldn't be. Fuck me.
@Wigger see how easy it is to admit when you're wrong or being stupid?
Try it.
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- Cop: Hello, Nigger. License and Registration, please.
- Boq: ... Whath thisth all about, officther?
-Cop: Take off those gay sunglasses and give me your license and registration, you fucking shitskin.
-Boq: Yeth, offither.
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-Cop: Why does this registration say this Lexus is a 2018, 2019, 2006, 2011, AND 2022 model? How's that even make sense? Why are all the numbers out of alignment?
-Boq: I'll doxx you!
-Cop: Get out of this whatever it is, you fucking nigger.
- Boq: I'm quaint and multi-
BING, BOOM, POW
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I might flower that up a bit, fire-up the sound FX & do it as a Greaseman impression
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-Cop: ughhh, Dispatch?
-Dispatch: Go ahead.
-Cop: We got a waddle doodle here who thinks he's related to David Bowie... uhhh... frankly, unsure how to proceed. Over.
-Dispatch: ... okay sit tight for a second while we run the plates. ... yep... uh-huh... Okay, Sargent, they said to shoot him. Over.
- Cop: I already did.