Ever buy magnums at a gas station just to DUNK on the Indian clerk?

[guest]

Even if your penis is less than 6.5?

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Ive never bought condoms in my life. Probably shooting blanks now that i think about it.

 

[Stent]

I shit on the shop floor to make them feel at home.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Based off the title, I’m starting to think you’re actually Joe. And for the record, didn’t even know magnums were for 6.5”.

 

[Dog Eater]

Raw dog or nothing. If you want to dunk on Indians just bathe regularly and use deodorant and indoor plumbing.

 

[mach2269]

Even if your penis is less than 6.5?

wait is that the minimum size for the big boys? nice

 

[bantadant]

Raw dog or nothing. If you want to dunk on Indians just bathe regularly and use deodorant and indoor plumbing.

Agreed. I used a condom once in my life and that was enough to know they were garbage

 

[Jizz]

at least the indian and oriental owned stores usually have the snug fit condoms in stock for us smaller hung guys!

 

[not that Jack Horner]

im gonna buy some magnums and some newports today

see were that takes me

 

[chocolatehellhole]

im gonna buy some magnums and some newports today

see where that takes me

join us, brother

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I just eat a hamburger in front of them

 

[Cptbaldopie]

I just eat a hamburger in front of them

Insert hamburger comedian gif here.