Even a blind person would know Pat was fat if they met him

[Dummy Gaynuts]

They would touch his huge bloated baked ham of a head, you see. So they would know

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

His head always looks like it'd be sticky

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

His head always looks like it'd be sticky

He exudes a toxic ooze, like one of those poison dart frogs from the rainforest

 

[wbgreen]

Their spidey senses would detect the voice of someone with a fat neck and put it together with the stench from fat folds.

 

[stealthygeek]

"Brianna.... I don't look like Adonis. I have this real strange disease and it makes my face look real---- fat."

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

"Brianna.... I don't look like Adonis. I have this real strange disease and it makes my face look real---- fat."

"My mom says I look like a hog"

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Could you imagine the first time a blind person felt those fat catfish-folds? They'd think someone slipped them LSD

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Tilt of the earth is a dead giveaway.

 

[fricklefrackle]

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Of course. They’d smell him.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

He exudes a toxic ooze, like one of those poison dart frogs from the rainforest

His secretions are suprisingly good for lubricating bearings.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

I guarantee every person he talks to on the phone thinks he's a fat fag due to his effeminate overweight voice.

 

[wbgreen]

I guarantee every person he talks to on the phone thinks he's a fat fag due to his effeminate overweight voice.

Half the people who meet him in person assume he's a FtM.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Between the heavy, labored breathing, the collective smell of BO and meat loaf farts, and the effeminate voice calling them a "child", I suspect that they would.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

BLIND PERSON - Who are you?



PAT - I'm a world famous author, child.

BLIND PERSON - Oh? Have you written anything that I might have heard of?

PAT - How about Starship Repo, child?

BLIND PERSON - ..... Will Tate?

 

[FurBurger]

Tilt of the earth is a dead giveaway.

...all the crockery sliding to his end of the table.

 

[A House Nigger]

His head always looks like it'd be sticky

Hey Abe, I spoke to Hal Linden yesterday and he wanted me to remind you that you owe him 5 grand. He said "that rotten commie jew never intended to pay me. Just wait until I see that rotten prick again".

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Ray Charles could’ve seen what a fat pig Porklinson is.