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Ernest Saves Christmas

Professor Rape

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Anthony and his girlfriend visiting a friend (I couldnt think of anyone) on Christmas



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Oh it's "insane"? It's insane, is it? It's a fucking hey vern sketch. FAGGOT!
 

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All in wit da Ernest to be completely honest wicha. I like how the premise of his movies was basically "What if a guy was a retard?" That girl was very formative for kindergarten me in shaping the kind of chicks I liked. Feels weird watching it now, although I looked her up the other day and woof. Time is a motherhucker. She had a picture of an AA coin so I wonder if there was some coping with being a child actor going on. Hope Vern didn't get too handsy!
 

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All in wit da Ernest to be completely honest wicha. I like how the premise of his movies was basically "What if a guy was a retard?" That girl was very formative for kindergarten me in shaping the kind of chicks I liked. Feels weird watching it now, although I looked her up the other day and woof. Time is a motherhucker. She had a picture of an AA coin so I wonder if there was some coping with being a child actor going on. Hope Vern didn't get too handsy!
Watching Ernest Goes to Africa really got me into rape. The chick in that movie almost gets raped like twice lol. Ernest also does blackface and gets molested by a fat black african momma.
 

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All in wit da Ernest to be completely honest wicha. I like how the premise of his movies was basically "What if a guy was a retard?" That girl was very formative for kindergarten me in shaping the kind of chicks I liked. Feels weird watching it now, although I looked her up the other day and woof. Time is a motherhucker. She had a picture of an AA coin so I wonder if there was some coping with being a child actor going on. Hope Vern didn't get too handsy!
Also yes, Vern raped her. *Ernest laugh*
 

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Watching Ernest Goes to Africa really got me into rape. The chick in that movie almost gets raped like twice lol. Ernest also does blackface and gets molested by a fat black african momma.
Haven't seen that one yet but that cover always cracked me up. Does he get a plate lip and chuck a spear at some point too? So funny what they could get away with back then. Kids entertainers today stink. I wish Jim Varney would come back from the dead and beat Blippi and Mr. Beast in the head with a spade shovel.
 
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The Ernest movies taught me so much as little young faggot late 80s early 90s kid. He taught me how to deal with other personality types in Ernest goes to camp, he taught me how to persevere even though I'm scared in Ernest scared stupid. He brought me laughs and holiday comfort in Ernest saves christmas.

But what Ernest taught me the most was how to enjoy prison, child.
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Where we at with Jim Varney playing a wealthy european noble that was trying to woo Jackie on an episode of Roseanne from the weird later seasons after they win the lottery. Man that show got bad
I remember seeking that episode out just to watch it for Jim Varney, but I still can't remember a thing about it. I think they were on a plane at one point?
 
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