Eric Hildeman wrote that he no longer found Natalie Portman attractive once she turned 16

[Dog Eater]

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[NoBacon]

Eric also considers himself a “celibate pedophile” and while he wouldn’t penetrate 14 year old Portman, he’d think about it a lot and thus he is virtuous and deserves praise.

That’s his logic, not mine. I have very different opinions on what should happen to pedophiles, celibate or not.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Natalie Hershlag attracts "a type."

 

[Harry Powell]

She wasn’t the right kind of 16 for Eric anymore

 

[Dog Eater]

Natalie Hershlag attracts "a type."

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Repugnant faggot and we’re the bad guys…

 

[Jenna]

The stripper scene with her and Clive Owen in Closer is one of the hottest non-nude scenes ever. I know you can sorta kinda see the outline of her butthole but it doesn't count.

 

[PickleRickle]

Holy fuck. You have found a goldmine, sir. What a fuckin loser.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Don’t forget, Eric is so self conscious about being a loser he had create his own smarty pants club called the “Milwaukee Free Thinkers Society” which consists of people who all share the same opinion. Complete opposite of “free” thinking.

 

[PickleRickle]

Don’t forget, Eric is so self conscious about being a loser he had create his own smarty pants club called the “Milwaukee Free Thinkers Society” which consists of people who all share the same opinion. Complete opposite of “free” thinking.

hooleeshits need to be counted as a rib because most of mine are legit

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Don’t forget, Eric is so self conscious about being a loser he had create his own smarty pants club called the “Milwaukee Free Thinkers Society” which consists of people who all share the same opinion. Complete opposite of “free” thinking.

“…so I told him I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster because it’s the same thing.”

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

“…so I told him I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster because it’s the same thing.”

I’d love to know who are the members are of his free thinkers club. It’s not only the most pretentious name you could think of and full of fart sniffers. Free Thinker yet everyone must have the same approved thoughts and opinions so they sit in their echo chamber and talk about how smart they are and how everyone else is stupid.

 

[guest]

He liked the Natalie Portman from that hitman movie best. Hildeman is amongst the worst characters here.

 

[RickReternal]

I’d love to know who are the members are of his free thinkers club. It’s not only the most pretentious name you could think of and full of fart sniffers. Free Thinker yet everyone must have the same approved thoughts and opinions so they sit in their echo chamber and talk about how smart they are and how everyone else is stupid.

Or, you know, they have something else in common. Many such cases.

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

I’d love to know who are the members are of his free thinkers club. It’s not only the most pretentious name you could think of and full of fart sniffers. Free Thinker yet everyone must have the same approved thoughts and opinions so they sit in their echo chamber and talk about how smart they are and how everyone else is stupid.

Pedophiles.

There's no way to round that off with a joke or dark humour.

 

[eggfeller]

wait a second, is this the eric hildeman? the milwaukee karaoke bar slut legend? i heard about him non-stop growing up! anyone who even set foot in a bar back in those days has a story about this guy!

 

[Dog Eater]

I’ll just leave this here again in case in kiwifaggots aren’t convinced.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I mean her character gets knocked up and married and shit. What's the point of even being underage?!

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Fast trial, death penalty

 

[Stent]

Fast trial, death penalty