Envelopes vs. Vandalism

[Meownaw]

Shout out to @Pat the Simp for mentioning how they look similar

 

[Midian9876]

If he wasn’t such a 12 year old girl and needed to document everything online, we wouldn’t have so many receipts, child.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

The A too. He's so fat at everything

 

[Meownaw]

Unless that's a common way to do a K

 

[Opesterino]

that is 100% him. All this shit needs to be correctly documented and dropped in one big bang the next time he starts to go on about this shit. No one is going to risk getting in trouble for trespassing on someones lawn and messing with their vehicles to only write something with a dry erase marker. At the least they would have pissed on his shit if not cut the brake wires or damage something.

 

[CuntFucker .]

I'm not kidding, I've met niggers that were smarter than Patrick.

 

[Stent]

This is the smoking fat gun.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

My buddy once took a shit on the hood of some else's car to settle a score. Pat gets dry erase marker scribbled on his bike and has the police dusting for prints??

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Between this and the shoes, I think that it's safe to assume that Patrick is a fat faggot with bitch tits.

 

[captainjapan]

shit wipes off

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

He writes K's and A's in one motion without lifting the pen.

That's such a fat fucking way to write, I've never seen anyone write that way. Maybe I don't know any obese lefties

 

[Pat the Simp]

This is just hilarious that he vandalized his own property. He even left himself those "Boykin" voicemails. What a fraud.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

My buddy once took a shit on the hood of some else's car to settle a score. Pat gets dry erase marker scribbled on his bike and has the police dusting for prints??

In college I knew someone whose neighbor kept opening their car door into his and chipped the paint two or three times. He jerked off into a cup and threw a hefty load of jizz all over their door handle.

Not as bad as the kid safe washable markers Pat’s vicious cybernazi used to call him a deadbeat though I guess.

 

[MonsterSteve]

We need to come up with 1 document/picture that shows this off so it can be spammed on Twitter when he says he was vandalized.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

This is just hilarious that he vandalized his own property. He even left himself those "Boykin" voicemails. What a fraud.

Forgot about the voicemail. Anyone have it available? I need to hear his terrible acting again.

 

[RobertMewler]

that is 100% him. All this shit needs to be correctly documented and dropped in one big bang the next time he starts to go on about this shit. No one is going to risk getting in trouble for trespassing on someones lawn and messing with their vehicles to only write something with a dry erase marker. At the least they would have pissed on his shit if not cut the brake wires or damage something.

The package should be delivered to the Milwaukee Police too. Falsifying a police report could land him in jail, no? That would be so fitting (unlike his shirts).

 

[Meownaw]

Jussie Not So Smollet

 

[Pat the Simp]

Forgot about the voicemail. Anyone have it available? I need to hear his terrible acting again.

They're in part 5 of apostlegate.

Chapter 5: Civil War at the California Quash SmackDown – Thomas Apostle Investigations

apostlegate.net

 

[guest]

I've never seen someone write a K like that hahahahaa. Whoa!

 

[TorqueWheeler]

They're in part 5 of apostlegate.

Chapter 5: Civil War at the California Quash SmackDown – Thomas Apostle Investigations

apostlegate.net

Even more insane than I remembered. They’re unquestionably him to anyone who has ever heard his voice before. That last one with the supervillain laugh is fucking hysterical.