Enter the rabbit hole.

[Sue2]

I’m getting closer to the Lobster Girl audio.

On this page, 17 years ago, users were arguing wether or not lobster girl should be included in the wiki.

A deleted user accuses moderator Tufflaw of censorship to which they say this:

However this link is completely dead.

However, we do get confirmation that the link did have the audio in question.

Another user links the Stern fan network link to give some context…

What that links to is this:

What THIS links to is the home page of a random O&A forum.

Where the link is seemingly no where.

So thats it. If we could find out what the fuck this links to we would have the audio.


Side note that that Stern fandom also links to a separate blog harbor post that details Anthonys IMs to the Onaforums moderator at the time over the whole lobster girl / heart attack incidents:

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[guest]

Lobster girl is 50+ years old now...

50-year-old Sass.

 

[cachorro]

Lobster girl is 50+ years old now...

50-year-old Sass.

NOT SO

 

[Sue2]

Lobster girl is 50+ years old now...

50-year-old Sass.

You call it sass, i call it autism

 

[Finger Trigger Attachment]

who care's about O&A

Well said.

(although he's right)

 

[CompoundBasement]

Anthony ingratiated his way into becoming a moderator of the "Wackbag" (wackbag.com) forum and banned anyone who referred to his girlfriend as "Lobster Girl".

His fanboys should have known way back then that Anthony dishes it, but is incapable of taking it.

It would be interesting to see exactly how long his Xitter blocked list is now.

 

[Single Action Army]

tyfys

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

remindme1day!

 

[Sue2]

remindme1day!

I wish I could say i’d find this today but I truly think this is where my lurking ends unless someone wants to pick up the pieces. I’m simply not technological enough to figure out where to go from here, but we do have links.

 

[Sue2]

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What that links to is this:

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This is probably our best lead to the audio no matter how fucked it is. As we can see the user who posted on the SFN, Hooknose, was clearly in possession of the audio. They didn’t just link to Radiouncensored, they clarified they owned the entire website. Wayback machine shows early forms of the SFN allowed emails to be linked to users pages, however the ones for Hooknose are completely dead.

If we could find this guy there is a chance, ever so slight, that he still has the audio in his possession.

 

[I'm Not Loying]

I don't even give a shit about the whore that Ant and his wife fucked, I just want early WNEW audio before Norton because it was when Opie was at his best because his spot hadn't been taken over yet.

 

[BenDovid]

I just want early WNEW audio before Norton

Have you tried looking?

 

[Sue2]

Have you tried looking?

Every. Fucking. 1998 show.

But for some reason the 1999 shows are gone.

I have fried my fucking brain reading early 2000’s message boards trying to find this shit.

So Daniel-Won Dovid…you’re my only hope. I found this relevant post from Erik in 2003;

1st DICE EVER:
7/12/99 (5pm-7pm)
Dice's first appearance on the O&A show. Dice reviews Ant's bits, and discusses O&A's sex life with their girls

Introducing:
Club Soda Kenny
Happy Face
Murray (who wouldn't talk to anyone),
Melinda (who came in to save a lobster from being killed so she spent '7 mins in Heaven' in the closet with Spaz.) (This is funny because she is hanging out in the studio with 'Jennifer', Anthony's now Ex Wife and 'Sandy' Opie's girlfriend. If it's not, don't ask.)

However, I have no fucking idea what board he posted this to. It’s not Oaforums, nor Yourmomsbox, nor CDIH. What site would he be posting on in 2003?

 

[BenDovid]

Every. Fucking. 1998 show.

But for some reason the 1999 shows are gone.

I have fried my fucking brain reading early 2000’s message boards trying to find this shit.

So Daniel-Won Dovid…you’re my only hope. I found this relevant post from Erik in 2003;

1st DICE EVER:
7/12/99 (5pm-7pm)
Dice's first appearance on the O&A show. Dice reviews Ant's bits, and discusses O&A's sex life with their girls

Introducing:
Club Soda Kenny
Happy Face
Murray (who wouldn't talk to anyone),
Melinda (who came in to save a lobster from being killed so she spent '7 mins in Heaven' in the closet with Spaz.) (This is funny because she is hanging out in the studio with 'Jennifer', Anthony's now Ex Wife and 'Sandy' Opie's girlfriend. If it's not, don't ask.)

However, I have no fucking idea what board he posted this to. It’s not Oaforums, nor Yourmomsbox, nor CDIH. What site would he be posting on in 2003?

Says so in the OP.

"Author Message
sexbagel
Slave to .NET


Joined: Aug 06, 2002
Posts: 628"

".net" was OpieAnthony.net Basically the anti-Wackbag.

 

[I'm Not Loying]

Have you tried looking?

Try doing this for 1999 and 2000, Danny. There's a lot missing.

 

[Sue2]

Says so in the OP.

"Author Message
sexbagel
Slave to .NET


Joined: Aug 06, 2002
Posts: 628"

".net" was OpieAnthony.net Basically the anti-Wackbag.

Thank you so fucking much. No one can ever say Daniel never did anything for us…

 

[cachorro]

Hey @BenDovid how was Mellinda’s grooming while she was living in your house?

 

[Sue2]

Well i’ll compile everything i’ve found so far because theres new progress.

In the OP I said this:

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This post was made by “oauncensored”, aka Hooknose, who ran the Radio Uncensored forums. It was a dead link to the CDIH, cold day in hell, forums which is a dead website. In a desperate attempt for any information I clicked on onauncensored profile:

Clicking on the FOAF brings up this:

And searching “SoupSoupAD” gave me this:

An actual working link to the CDIH forums.

This is a full preserved “yourmomsbox” from pre 2004. Speaking that the original post on Radiouncensored was made on November 2005, I now had to find an newer version of this website.

User Keyser Soze stuck out to me due to the SoupSoupAD AIM user that appeared in the Radiouncensored blog.

Back tracing the Radiouncensored user who posted the original audio showed another thread made about Melinda by user Keyser Soze. Which then lead to another thread:

Which leads to the same exact link to the audio on Radiouncensored that was dead. However, curiously this post on CDIH was made a day after the one on Radiouncensored linking a CDIH thread. So this is not even the original thread on CDIH about the Melinda audio.

However, this post contains probably the most helpful clue so far:

The user types out a message made by Erock in 2003 about the audio which confirms a bunch of shit:

1. The exact date is 07/12/1999. Being corrected by the DMAN, the exact date is still unknown, although since we still know it to take place in July of 1999 we can assume it took place between the 1st and the 11th.
2. We have a full rundown of the show besides the lobster incident.
3. This show is relevant to the history of O&A not just cause of Melinda but CSK and Dice too.
4. Erock had or has the tape.
5. Erock at some point posted the tape back in 2003.

I was confused about where exactly this was posted, as searching Yourmomsbox and the other forums under Sexbagel yielded no posts like this for 2003. However, thanks to Dovid we now know that this was posted on the Opieanthony.net forums. I am currently searching those now but i’m running out of steam, as most of the pages and threads simply weren’t archived or are locked behind login restrictions for me to know where to begin here.

So thats where we’re at. RIGHTEOUS PROGRESS!

 

[RoTheHo69]

Re: How was the O&A Film Festival?

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The Central Scrotinizer​

Apr 28, 2006, 9:19:39 AM


to
In article <[email protected]>,
"pileofmonkeycrap" <[email protected]> wrote:

> What is the lobster story? I've seen it referenced before as "Lobster
> Girl", but don't know the story behind it.

The short is, this listener, Mellinda, blew one of the other on air guys
named Spaz to "save the life" of a lobster. Shortly thereafter, Anthony
started dating Mellinda, AKA Lobster Girl and Spaz was fired. Call in to
the show and ask them about it. They'll be more than happy to tell you
all about it.
--
The Central Scrotinizer

Re: How was the O&A Film Festival?

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[RoTheHo69]

I'm backing this up.