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Elvis Movie

Dennyislife

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I watched this the other day and fawk my allergies kicked in when it switched to the real Elvis at the end.

What a weird choice to make the guy who took 50% from him the narrator of the film. It'd be like having Conrad Murray do the Michael Jackson biopic
 

wbgreen

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I wish it wasn't centered around Colonel Parker, but I guess you don't cast Tom Hanks to be in a supporting role, and Hollywood needed to highlight a Gentile who ripped off a performer. Could have done without the modern music thrown in.
 
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I wish it wasn't centered around Colonel Parker, but I guess you don't cast Tom Hanks to be in a supporting role, and Hollywood needed to highlight a Gentile who ripped off a performer. Could have done without the modern music thrown in.

Ehhh you know how the colonel was.
Just always scammin and getting into hijinx
down in orleans
Good ole colonel
 
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I couldn't get past the first 20 minutes. Baz Luhrman's movies are just super gay, and not in a fun way like Commando.
 

Prince Bvstin

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I'd rather just watch a fucking doc than these weird B.Raphsody/Rocket Man/Motown Artist movies. They're starting to rival Marvel capeshit for being the most tired film genre.
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

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Fawk yea brothermen saw it tonight. Dude it's literally 50% Elvis making dumb decisions then fat pill popper Elvis.

I've been waiting for fat pill popper Elvis my whole life.

Thank you. Thank you very much.
They couldn't have picked a worse dude to play Elvis, I'm not sure the guy they picked is white.
 
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