Elton John’s only listenable song since 1989

[CarolMaxheinie]

Smash or trash?

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Major Tom > Rocket Man

Also, Bowie would fuck Elton into therapy. Ziggy Stardust fucks.

 

[guest]

Morrie's wigs don't come off!

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Wow, is he gay?

 

[wbgreen]

"Wake Up Wendy" the song he and Taipan wrote for South Park was pretty good.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

not enjoying the globohomo furry dancers one bit

 

[Dennyislife]

I live near him. His husband was in town with their kids and I saw people going up to then asking how Elton was as there was some sort of health scare he'd just had. The kids were baffled how people knew one of their daddies was ill.

Wait until they find out having two dads isn't normal.

The mansions dotted around the planet make up for it I guess.

 

[Heyfellas]

That music video was so gay it made my ass pucker

 

[UnPRePared]

I saw Tantrums and Tiara's a long time ago - good God, what a diva Elton is.

Still love the guy though, him and Bernie Taupin have done incredible work.

Major Tom > Rocket Man

Also, Bowie would fuck Elton into therapy. Ziggy Stardust fucks.

Bowie every day. That man's talent was jealousy inducing.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Major Tom > Rocket Man

Also, Bowie would fuck Elton into therapy. Ziggy Stardust fucks.

Peter Schilling would eat both of their asses into oblivion.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Exactly. It’s great!

That music video was so gay it made my ass pucker

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Peter Schilling would eat both of their asses into oblivion.

Meanwhile I'm tongue-painting Dua's shawarma chute while she calls me her brown-eye-atollah

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

I live near him. His husband was in town with their kids and I saw people going up to then asking how Elton was as there was some sort of health scare he'd just had. The kids were baffled how people knew one of their daddies was ill.

Wait until they find out having two dads isn't normal.

The mansions dotted around the planet make up for it I guess.

You shouldve told him he's a fucking faggot man

 

[Ladynyahh]

I remember Opie and Anthony did a bit on Elton John's "I'm Still Standing" video and Anthony commented on the fact that Elton must have had a "lead-lined asshole" because he survived the 80s and 90s and didn't get aids. I thought that was mildly humorous and it gave me a loff.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Carol, I thought you were a John Denver man. Whatya doing listening to Elton John???

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I can never hate Elton John but those skip the dishes ads with him and the gay black feller are annoying and I hate that. I don't give a fuck what faggots eat.

"Tonoight Oi'm 'aving a spatchcocked girawffe penis braised in human cum!"

 

[guest]

I liked that duet with him and George Michael. Very gay but very good.

 

[Dennyislife]

You shouldve told him he's a fucking faggot man

I was too busy entertaining a eastern European lady who would go on to be arrested for breaking into my house.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I got to 1:20 and tapped out because they hadn't even gotten to the chorus yet. You and I have very different tastes, unless you also think Disposable Heroes is Metallica's best song.

I liked that duet with him and George Michael. Very gay but very good.

I don't remember it, but George Michael is the best homo in pop music bar none. If the guy wasn't gay, he'd be the most easily laid guy in world history.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

I was too busy entertaining a eastern European lady who would go on to be arrested for breaking into my house.

What's this in reference to I am not familiar with the le funny in UK me iron bru