Elon Musk was apparently just threatened by the Russians for trying to help the Ukrainians. Look who decided to insert himself into the situation.

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

I don't know the full story, but Elon tweeted an "If I die" message to twitter and our piglet is shitting on him for it:

Elon's followers are shitting on our piglet:

 

[Tortfeasor]

How many Afro-American children in MKE have died under mysterious circumstances? This tweet clearly hits close to home for Pat

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Jealousy and envy all in one tweet

 

[Udders]

His blood pressure has to be 647/352, only a matter of time...

 

[guest]

Yet pig cries from every mountain top about how fans of a defunct radio show call him fat…

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Yikes spikes

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

I want to screw Patrick's hands to his nigger fence and burn him alive with tires.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Drunk and cranky tonight. We get about two more hours of this until he has a crescendo of sperg posts and passes out from drinking all day.

 

[ThatRetardWhoDoxxdHimself]

Drunk and cranky tonight. We get about two more hours of this until he has a crescendo of sperg posts and passes out from drinking all day.

Must have relapsed on the mountain dew as well, this give off “toddler having a sugar spazz out” vibes.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I want to screw Patrick's hands to his nigger fence and burn him alive with tires.

Johannesburg style baby

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Delusionally believing that some famous person is reading and/or giving a fuck about your retarded tweets is one of the gayest things about Twitter. I actually know people who do this, and I want to take a masonry hammer to their fingers so they can never tweet again. IMO it'd be an act of kindness on my part.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

This is more unhinged than usual, even for Pat

 

[RapistWithHIV]

I don't pat post often but is he always this unhinged sounding? Either he's genuinely insane for writing these things or is it faux-passionate clout seeking while he's half passed out with cheesy potatoes crusted to his gullet

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Patrick should be raped for his awful takes

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Now that we have documentation proving that he is indeed hauntingly and monumentally stupid, we should help him help himself by reporting every one of those tweets.

You're a pants shitting retard who is destitute, more obscure than Jim Norton, bereft of talent or value, morbidly obese, criminally ugly, hateful, miserable and stupid. Quit lashing out at people better than you in every measurable way.

 

[garbageman2244]

I'd ask him directly but would probably make the mistake of calling him Pat or some other faux pas and not get a response, so, what does one thing have to do with the other? Was Elon behind the Alabama thing in some way, or is Pat saying that nothing and nobody matters at this moment? Either way, Pat's very fat.

Also, if Russia is soooo inept, how did they steal the election from Hilary? 1.7

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

also transexual teenagers don't exist, only nerds that are groomed by old perverts on the internet

 

[RobertMewler]

Jeepers! This fella should switch to decaf!!

 

[Brooke Shields]

So the same Russia that hacked an election against the most qualified US presidential candidate in history, who then while having their evil mastermind yet clownish buffoon lose their next go at it due to it being the most safe and secure election during a pandemic of a virus more deadly than ebola - who then are attempting to start a war with the entire world yet who's tanks are immobilized by paint balloons . . .
These guys should be out of the realm of possibly assassinating the new wild-card owner of the gayest most news-media influential website?

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