ELI5 - What is the difference between canned salmon and canned tuna?

[Turk February]

I have an acquaintance on here who struggles with this, but he's a little embarrassed, even downright emotional talking on the subject. Can someone lay it out like you would for a child, and please, don't be judgemental.

 

[guest]

theyre both gross but canned salmon is softer and more moist.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I have a friend who's mom served a sandwich full of bones and then told him it's good for him. My mom may be dead but at least she loved me.

 

[Stent]

Canned tuna doesn't make a Hollywood star scream FUCK! and YOU'RE SO GOD DAMNED STUPID!

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

you can tuna can but you can't tuna salmon

ahhh fuck it! it worked in my head for a couple seconds

 

[guest]

Never had canned salmon but canned tuna eats pretty good. That, Cheerios, bacon and baked beans pretty much got me through college.

 

[Stent]

It's obviously a very rough way to make a sandwich. Was it something that was declared accidental? There was something... uhhh. It changed, uh, what they thought happened.

 

[Hoolies]

I have a friend who's mom served a sandwich full of bones and then told him it's good for him. My mom may be dead but at least she loved me.

I pray your decalcinated wrists never feel the vice-like grip of uncle Boomia.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

theyre both gross but canned salmon is softer and more moist.

Agreed, canned salmon is way more fuckable