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ChildSpitTake

ChildSpitTake

"He's ducking through the alleys!"
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It's friendly banter between a fat failed author from Wisconsin and a lad with an affinity for vape pens that he didn't pay for... IN SPACE!
 
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The Pixar pitch...
  1. Once upon a time there was a fat, unemployed drunk named Patrick S. Tomlinson.
  2. Every day, Patrick would try new ways to become rich and famous to spite his ex-wife.
  3. One day, Patrick decided to make a pithy tweet about Norm MacDonald not being funny.
  4. Because of that, a few online rascals decided to incessantly make fun of Patrick for being a fat faggot with bitch tits.
  5. Because of that, Patrick sperged out and filed a frivolous lawsuit against the rascals.
  6. Until finally, Patrick lost the case and went online to play victim while his second, better wife started the divorce proceedings.
 
Jenna

Jenna

The Mix 94.9 $3000 Fugitive
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A group of vicious internet trolls happen upon an internet personality who thinks nobody is allowed to troll him. Their shared blood feud evolves into an all-out war as neither side backs down.
 
victor_sanchez

victor_sanchez

buck breaker supreme
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while seeking the truth about her husband's not-so-secret double life as an infamous "lolcow." an unhappy, sexually frustrated, woman satisfies her carnal urges with the men (and women) that cyber terrorize her inept husband.
 
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