What’s some of them other Jobs Clown Tommy Held? Well evidently Patty Pig left out “dog grief expert and published Atlantic columnist”
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Mr. Tomlinson has just threatened Leslie Varney, a female publisher whom he has been attacking on Twitter from behind a block for more than a year, to be sued into poverty with a lawsuit that will presumably be funded by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America.
- Mr. Tomlinson's 2021 lawsuit was funded in secret by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America, a 501(c)(3) charity, to the tune of $100,000 without the knowledge or consent of their donors or members. They also agreed to pay any sanctions in case he lost (which he did).
- All parties involved signed NDAs so that the general public would never know.
- To this day, SFWA has never acknowledged its funding of the lawsuit, and actively instructs the few people in the know to ignore all inquiries into it.
- Is the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America funding Mr. Tomlinson's lawsuit against the Milwaukee Police? If they are, the general public probably wouldn't know due to their history of funding expensive lawsuits in secret.
- You can use IRS form 3949-A to report SFWA's activity if you reasonably believe that it is illegal for a 501(c)(3) charity to secretly fund frivolous nuisance lawsuits for one of its members.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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There was some mention of him climbing (telephone) poles but I’m too lazy to look it up
He does like pole, allegedly.
Add shooting instructor and snowmobile racer to the list
Unrelated, but here’s him lying about his parents being swatted.
He really thought this phrase was comedy gold back in ‘20
Unrelated, but here’s him lying about his parents being swatted.
He really thought this phrase was comedy gold back in ‘20
"My father was a bull rider, a snowmobile racer, a ski jumper..."
...a governor, a NAVY SEAL
What kind of fucking douchebag do you have to be to name your kid Tom Tomlinson.
No wonder Pat sucks at creativity.
No wonder Pat sucks at creativity.
Chip Chipperson
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"I've put tens of thousands of rounds downrange through every type of gun you can imagine"
How on earth does anyone on Twitter take this fat asshole seriously when he tells child-like lies like this? Pat are you seriously saying that you've fired 10,000+ rounds "downrange" out of a Dirty Harry-style .44 Magnum? Or any sniper rifle? Or an Elmer Fudd shotgun? Why even tell this obvious lie?
It's believable for someone who is/was in the military or law enforcement, or even just someone with disposable income who is really into shooting. I don't believe it for a second with Rick "My huge arsenal of 5 guns is 40% 22lr" Tomlinson though. His gun nut larp is one of his more annoying things for me, and I'm maybe slightly above average in my knowledge and interest in guns among gun owners.
He is mentally disabled alongside other personal deficiencies.
Spells it differently every time. Impeccable
Cell Towers, not telephone poles.
It's been discussed before but whatever Tommy did once or twice meant it was part of his personality and that it was his "thing". Take that ski jumper designation. Tommy was on a high school ski team but to Piggy's gravy brain it meant he was a ski jumper.
So old Tommy was a snocross racer. Which I'm pretty sure has only been a thing since the 90s. My buddy had some old 60s or 70s skidoo when I was a kid and the thing just tipped over on it's side pretty much every time you turned it. They weren't exactly built for speed or handling in the ol days.
His best gun is a PS90 with a full length barrel which might be the most retarded rifle for a civilian to own. You know he only bought it because it looks like a space gun.
His name is Lyle Chipperson, Chip is a nickname, sockcuckah!
We don't do baby noises on this forum, child.