Educating Patrick S Tomlinson: Episode 1

[HotDogJoe]

This will be a new series informing Patrick of basic and easy-to-digest facts to help him navigate the adult world.

Let's start by clearing up some confusion he's had recently.

The item below is a kettle. It is used for boiling water, which is usually used for making tea, coffee and other hot beverages. It's easy to think you might throw fish and chips into this device to prepare them but this is not the case

Fish and chips when bought from an establishment are usually made in a device known as a deep fryer. See below

If made at home, they are put into an oven. When used properly, an oven heats food to a satisfactory level to be both tasty and safe to eat. Please see an example of how not to use an oven below...

I hope this has been educational for Mr Tomlinson.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

 

[Phish]

Oddly enough, if you google Kettle, this pic comes up towards the top:

But its mislabeled and for decoration only. What im trying to say is Rick is fat AND stupid.

 

[guest]

This will be a new series informing Patrick of basic and easy-to-digest facts to help him navigate the adult world.

Let's start by clearing up some confusion he's had recently.

The item below is a kettle. It is used for boiling water, which is usually used for making tea, coffee and other hot beverages. It's easy to think you might throw fish and chips into this device to prepare them but this is not the case

Fish and chips when bought from an establishment are usually made in a device known as a deep fryer. See below

If made at home, they are put into an oven. When used properly, an oven heats food to a satisfactory level to be both tasty and safe to eat. Please see an example of how not to use an oven below...

I hope this has been educational for Mr Tomlinson.

I hate to take Rick's side in anything but I don't think they had deep fryers in the 1800s, when his dumb novel is set. He still fucked up and said kettle when he probably meant cauldron or something. He's stupid and fat, after all.

 

[Sputnik]

there has to be less painful ways to troll Pat than reading one of his books.

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

there has to be less painful ways to troll Pat than reading one of his books.

We tried, but his online presence is air tight.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Oddly enough, if you google Kettle, this pic comes up towards the top:

But its mislabeled and for decoration only. What im trying to say is Rick is fat AND stupid.

That's a tiny pot you hang over the fire place to cook kettle chips

A chip shop would have used a giant cast iron pot or cauldron

 

[Udders]

I'm all in with this bit. Is there gonna be an accompanying podcast?

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

God is a patposter

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Dollars to donuts, Pat knows about kettle corn.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Threads like these are good prep for Pat’s OnA Forums High School Equivalency exam. He should really study.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Explain this, stalktards.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

That's a tiny pot you hang over the fire place to cook kettle chips

A chip shop would have used a giant cast iron pot or cauldron

Exactly.

So 1.7 Fatfaggot Retard expects ye olde Tiny Tim to:

suit up in a splash suit and gloves

grab a 40 gallon cast-iron cauldron at 200# + 210# of oil >400#

and assault Dorgarrrddd Blorrrmmmfffffff with it

1.7 idiot faggot confirmed.

Suspension of disbelief does not work with such ham-headed idiocy, child.

The difference between 1.7 retard and non-retarded adults is that non-retards can build a visual picture and evaluate it for reality.

You, Patrick, are far too stupid to create because you cannot visualize the cobbled-together dreck you consider 'writing.'

This is why your books seem to be written at middle-school level, because you're functionally retarded.

 

[guest]

I hate to take Rick's side in anything but I don't think they had deep fryers in the 1800s, when his dumb novel is set.

Which is partly why fish and chips didn't really take off as a national dish in the UK until the first world war. In Victorian times it wasn't really a popular thing. Fat gets it wrong again!

 

[guest]

I bet this fat motherfucker sits at the bar with his laptop open talking in a shitty English accent and when asked he says it's all the research and writing using the English slang and so he's somewhat adopted the accent temporarily.

"Smashing good Time, maTe"

"You're English?"

"No buT I am wriTing a novel abouT Tiny Tim as a deTecTive and I'm immersed in the characTer developmenT child"

 

[Cyberatorquer]

1.7 decides what words mean, little baby child. Hush now.