Duuude, ya got ya ice bath..

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Sue Lightning

Balconyster
The whole ice bath thing is a symptom of Joe Rogan discovering mundane things then making them extremely complicated so you look smart. He jerks off over meat eating and has to take it to cooking it over an open fire to activate caveman instincts. He figured out if you splash cold water on your face you feel awake. So he takes it to a 5 figure ice bath that he sits in for hours and acts like it’s activating his pineal gland. Seriously. You could easily get the same effect as an ice bath by taking a really cold shower. But you can’t make cold showers part of your personality or use them to show how advanced you are.

What i’m getting at is that he’s fucking retarded.
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

DMANIAC
The whole ice bath thing is a symptom of Joe Rogan discovering mundane things then making them extremely complicated so you look smart. He jerks off over meat eating and has to take it to cooking it over an open fire to activate caveman instincts. He figured out if you splash cold water on your face you feel awake. So he takes it to a 5 figure ice bath that he sits in for hours and acts like it’s activating his pineal gland. Seriously. You could easily get the same effect as an ice bath by taking a really cold shower. But you can’t make cold showers part of your personality or use them to show how advanced you are.

What i’m getting at is that he’s fucking retarded.
He’s a closeted homosexual. He’s trying to repress his inner fruit by doing manly things, which is actually gayer than just being out.
 
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