Drunk tweeting Pig

[Torque’sHeadBump]

This is only one post of his in a long, boring, gay thread about combat and shit. But I think the main point we want to see here is that this is how Pig acts when he’s actually happy. Can’t explain why, but I feel like this is a rare glimpse of him in a decent mood. Maybe the beer and booze is bringing him up here, but we all know he’ll turn right back to the pretentious, miserable faggot that he is.

 

[Midian9876]

Wow Pat you are so smart.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Of course he's in a good mood, he's doing his favorite thing... compulsively tweeting.

"apetite"
"quasi"

The pig's subconscious is fatly leaking out

 

[Meownaw]

My ribs are obliterated at the fact he thought of stalkers when he typed Quasi.

 

[guest]

Get a job and beg to be a part of your daughter's life, you fat useless bum.

 

[guest]

How he has fans leaves me gobsmacked. Some people will follow anything.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Gather around the fire kids, Historian/weapons expert/military tactician Pat is going to regale us with his wisdom again.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

The fact he chooses to do these book reports on twitter is hilarious. There is a reason there is a word limit you blowhard. He just loves to talk and hates to listen.

 

[JayFirebrand2]

There's nothing "awesome" about war, your sheltered moron. Go talk to your daughter. Pig.

 

[Opesterino]

Fuck off, expert Rick is intolerable. The fact he makes me so angry is unsettling to me. The way he comes off, the self righteousness attitude, unmitigated arrogance.. I fucking hate him and can not wait for the time comes and he has to pay the piper and you WILL pay pig.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Charlie, Niki’s brother at Christmas since Pats not allowed anymore: Merry Christmas, I just wanna say it’s an honor to be surrounded by Adults and not smooth brained faggot ass cornholin cocksuckahs like married my sister! He’s a fucking disgrace! He should die!

 

[Brooke Shields]

Me Japanese
Me think of joke
Me play war games with cans of coke

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

What a fat idiot, WWII and coke cans. They didn’t start making aluminum cans till the 50s.

 

[Tortfeasor]

Pat's Wikipedia summarizing skills are unmatched

 

[ISO__JOE]

Pat's Wikipedia summarizing skills are unmatched

he probably watched some youtube video with a guy summarizing the wiki article while plugging his gfuel coupon code to be fair

"this slaps, child. time to get some twitter likes."

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

I'll just leave that here... But of course if pulled on it Fatrick would waffle about his interviewing hundreds of WW2 veterans and he knows best. Child.

 

[guest]

Dear Patrick,
Please shut the fuck up.
Sincerely,
WK

 

[guest]

Gather around the fire kids, Historian/weapons expert/military tactician Pat is going to regale us with his wisdom again.

Stolen 'veal'or

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

Stolen 'veal'or

Medal of Hogour
Navy SEAL:Sausage Eating Arsehole Lardass

And for him the term'wetwork' is when there's too much sauce on his shitty enchiladas. Or a poke at Nikki after Darnall and Tyrone have nutted in her.

 

[guest]

What a fat idiot, WWII and coke cans. They didn’t start making aluminum cans till the 50s.

He's like the guy in Good Will Hunting who memorizes something and then regurgitates it to appear smart, except this is Pat we're talking about and he's dumb so he fucks it up.

I don't know what he was trying to say but I'm guessing maybe he meant "tin cans" since the guy he's talking about (Ernest Evans) commanded a destroyer, also known as a "tin can", and there was a book released about the battle called The Last Stand of the Tin Can Sailors.

Maybe he thought Coke came in tin cans but 2 minutes of Googling led me to an link that said the first can of Coke was introduced to the public in 1960. That's after the aluminum can was invented so I'm assuming they used aluminum.

In any event, I think this just goes to show that he's dumb and his followers are dumb because they lap up the bullshit he oinks. Either that or they just give it a pity like because he spent time on it. It also should go without saying but he's also very fat.