Drunk thread

[guest]

I got really wasted and almost said nigger at my work Christmas party, so decided to leave it early and go home before I made a fool of myself/got fired. Smartest thing I ever did.



Anyway... gotta get something out of my system:

[SIZE=26px]NIGGER[/SIZE]

 

[CumiaPoodle]

You can’t say nigger there ?

 

[guest]

You can’t say nigger there ?

Somethin' about fawkin' racism or something... They don't get the bit!

 

[guest]

Somethin' about fawkin' racism or something... They don't get the bit!

Sounds like discrimination against the ppl of Nigger

 

[CuckQueen]

When I went to law school the first day was orientation. Campus tour, pictures for ID cards, speech from the dean that was mainly on alcohol abuse and how they had help for it, ironically, that shit. Then they had an orientation party. An open wet bar on every floor of this new 5 story building downtown. I got so hammered I tried asking women to let me touch their feet. I lost my fucking gasses, took the wrong bus, and ended up on another campus vomiting on myself waiting on the bus bench. Firemen came, but let me go, 'cause they were cool. They told me the next day some bitch complained about me. I said, "What? I don't recall that all.". It was true, I was blackout drunk before I left. They said, "Oh, we thought so, but we had to check in for policy." Nothing ever happened from it. Take that, bitch.

 

[guest]

They had unlimited free booze at my Christmas party for work last night. Told myself to get out after 4 beers and did. Thank God. Place was full of fags, I would have said or done something that uuuuHhhhhfended some people...like told them Hey fuckheads this is a party! No bosses! No management!...ect

 

[CuntFucker]

It's a tough one man, I haven't drank all year but had a relapse when my sccccumbag colleagues let me see a bottle of alcohol. I ended up kissing a fat girl, I think, and threw up all day the next day. Good luck with your journey to sobriety.

 

[aRTie02150]

It's a tough one man, I haven't drank all year but had a relapse when my sccccumbag colleagues let me see a bottle of alcohol. I ended up kissing a fat girl, I think, and threw up all day the next day. Good luck with your journey to sobriety.

Benchode

 

[captain_kamala]

1 week sober minus the 1 day i decided to drink but i got right back on track

 

[NortheastPhilly]

When I went to law school the first day was orientation. Campus tour, pictures for ID cards, speech from the dean that was mainly on alcohol abuse and how they had help for it, ironically, that shit. Then they had an orientation party. An open wet bar on every floor of this new 5 story building downtown. I got so hammered I tried asking women to let me touch their feet. I lost my fucking gasses, took the wrong bus, and ended up on another campus vomiting on myself waiting on the bus bench. Firemen came, but let me go, 'cause they were cool. They told me the next day some bitch complained about me. I said, "What? I don't recall that all.". It was true, I was blackout drunk before I left. They said, "Oh, we thought so, but we had to check in for policy." Nothing ever happened from it. Take that, bitch.

Did you graduate

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

When I went to law school the first day was orientation. Campus tour, pictures for ID cards, speech from the dean that was mainly on alcohol abuse and how they had help for it, ironically, that shit. Then they had an orientation party. An open wet bar on every floor of this new 5 story building downtown. I got so hammered I tried asking women to let me touch their feet. I lost my fucking gasses, took the wrong bus, and ended up on another campus vomiting on myself waiting on the bus bench. Firemen came, but let me go, 'cause they were cool. They told me the next day some bitch complained about me. I said, "What? I don't recall that all.". It was true, I was blackout drunk before I left. They said, "Oh, we thought so, but we had to check in for policy." Nothing ever happened from it. Take that, bitch.

This is why I do my Serious drinking at home, I tend to say nigger a lot when drunk. Like repeatedly. Sometimes just singing it to the tune I have in my head. Not many places that'd fly. Maybe the cop bar my friend hangs out at..

 

[Stent]

Where's the pot talk thread? I got an idea about how porn stars would be better if they were named like boxers. Who doesn't want to see a girl called Boom Boom Mancini or Terminator Tua?

 

[CuntFucker .]

I haven't drank

lol maybe I really be a dirty foreigner

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

Which school district do you work for?

 

[guest]

My buddy said "Yeeaa nigggerr" at a wedding and got kicked out. The lone negro threatened to beat him up. He got smashed and had the worst regret ever

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

My buddy said "Yeeaa nigggerr" at a wedding and got kicked out. The lone negro threatened to beat him up. He got smashed and had the worst regret ever

I've got a long-term buddy who's gone all woke & I saw another buddy use nigger in a conversation, it wasn't directed at anyone & more like 'nigga please' (or something similar). Buddy 1 started giving him a lecture & it was annoying as fuck, I've given-up & him for now since he's all-in with the vax aalso & makes 'soy face' in photos.

I've drunk a bottle of sherry but I'm shockingly sober, I did order some smokey-treats but the n-person didn't turn-up.

 

[CuckQueen]

Did you graduate

I did, but don't practice, preferring the life of a welfare leech.

I got Obama Phone, Biden internet, power, water, food and rent covered. I sell plasma for my extras.