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Would that be weird? I want to tell her my sweet new job. And then fuck her.
Note that I didn't date her back then coz I had a gf.
Note that I didn't date her back then coz I had a gf.
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Yeah, we have no mutuals, so who cares, right? And if she rejects me, so what? The Torquester's about to get laid overseas. Ooh that reminds me. I have a new destination to go to. Laos. Average height of men there is only 160 cm lmao. I'm gonna be a fawkin' giant to those asian chicks. I'll stretch their holes.Just do it. Realistically, what's the worst thing that could happen?
That's what I'm saying. Just don't mention Dan Mullen.Yeah, we have no mutuals, so who cares, right? And if she rejects me, so what? The Torquester's about to get laid overseas. Ooh that reminds me. I have a new destination to go to. Laos. Average height of men there is only 160 cm lmao. I'm gonna be a fawkin' giant to those asian chicks. I'll stretch their holes.
Eeeeek I just messaged her, I'm nervous!!That's what I'm saying. Just don't mention Dan Mullen.
It's honestly a shame you can't show women the videos you've made for this place.Eeeeek I just messaged her, I'm nervous!!
Hope she replies positively....
You think that'd make 'em wet?It's honestly a shame you can't show women the videos you've made for this place.
It's a valid skill. Shows creativity and a sense of humor. A lot better than being a faggot with an acoustic guitar.You think that'd make 'em wet?
Remind me to make videos for normies asap... maybe I should do that instead of going overseas.
Dude exactly. Fuck I wish sober me would just fucking put his skills to use.It's a valid skill. Shows creativity and a sense of humor. A lot better than being a faggot with an acoustic guitar.
deep nasal inhalationDude exactly. Fuck I wish sober me would just fucking put his skills to use.
I can really draw, too. I was in a teams meeting at work and someone put the whiteboard on accidentally and I was drawing on it and the IT leader said "damn u have wasted talent, what are u doing here?" and it made me feel awful.
Like I'm a fucking software engineer now... that's fucking amazing. but instead of wasting time shithposting here before and after work, I should be doing something creative and awesome.
It's a tough one man.
She didn't reply yet, but she's not really a social media person which is why I like her. Still has the same photo from 2019.
Oh boy, i don't hope there's a specific reason for that, hopefully she ain't a big fat slob now.Still has the same photo from 2019.
Lol that'd be fucking awful. I'd be like "no, stlaker." and leave.Oh boy, i don't hope there's a specific reason for that, hopefully she ain't a big fat slob now.
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