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(Drunk) Should I message a girl who said she liked me and thought I was amazing back in 2019? I haven't talked to her since then...

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Would that be weird? I want to tell her my sweet new job. And then fuck her.

Note that I didn't date her back then coz I had a gf.
 
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TheFreewheelinDeadCuban said:
Just do it. Realistically, what's the worst thing that could happen?
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Yeah, we have no mutuals, so who cares, right? And if she rejects me, so what? The Torquester's about to get laid overseas. Ooh that reminds me. I have a new destination to go to. Laos. Average height of men there is only 160 cm lmao. I'm gonna be a fawkin' giant to those asian chicks. I'll stretch their holes.
 
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Agent Torque Morgan said:
Yeah, we have no mutuals, so who cares, right? And if she rejects me, so what? The Torquester's about to get laid overseas. Ooh that reminds me. I have a new destination to go to. Laos. Average height of men there is only 160 cm lmao. I'm gonna be a fawkin' giant to those asian chicks. I'll stretch their holes.
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That's what I'm saying. Just don't mention Dan Mullen.
 
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Agent Torque Morgan said:
You think that'd make 'em wet?
Remind me to make videos for normies asap... maybe I should do that instead of going overseas.
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It's a valid skill. Shows creativity and a sense of humor. A lot better than being a faggot with an acoustic guitar.
 
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TheFreewheelinDeadCuban said:
It's a valid skill. Shows creativity and a sense of humor. A lot better than being a faggot with an acoustic guitar.
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Dude exactly. Fuck I wish sober me would just fucking put his skills to use.
I can really draw, too. I was in a teams meeting at work and someone put the whiteboard on accidentally and I was drawing on it and the IT leader said "damn u have wasted talent, what are u doing here?" and it made me feel awful.
Like I'm a fucking software engineer now... that's fucking amazing. but instead of wasting time shithposting here before and after work, I should be doing something creative and awesome.

It's a tough one man.
 
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Agent Torque Morgan said:
Dude exactly. Fuck I wish sober me would just fucking put his skills to use.
I can really draw, too. I was in a teams meeting at work and someone put the whiteboard on accidentally and I was drawing on it and the IT leader said "damn u have wasted talent, what are u doing here?" and it made me feel awful.
Like I'm a fucking software engineer now... that's fucking amazing. but instead of wasting time shithposting here before and after work, I should be doing something creative and awesome.

It's a tough one man.
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Yeah dude, fuck. Have you ever been to a meeting? I go to this place, but I can't talk about it.

Seriously though, I just watched Let's Get Retarded again, and it still makes me tear up laughing. The last rap when Xena comes in and all the references after are so fucking funny.
 
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You fawk her yet?

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