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Drunk school bus driver shows up to court drunk

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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2:05 if you want to hear him stammer like Pat at his GenCon panel.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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Unfathomably based boozer boomer and Real Ass Dude of the Week.
He went from a probation deal to like 3.5 years in prison. If anything showing up to court lends some credence to him having zero control over it. In HS my friends’ bus driver got caught with booze on his breath in the school office one morning. If you think about it, no one is pulling over a school bus. Hiding in plain sight.
 

Rutherford_b_Blaze

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He went from a probation deal to like 3.5 years in prison. If anything showing up to court lends some credence to him having zero control over it. In HS my friends’ bus driver got caught with booze on his breath in the school office one morning. If you think about it, no one is pulling over a school bus. Hiding in plain sight.
Once when I was in fourth grade our bus driver wouldn't handle our antics so she pulled over and called the cops. They came onto the bus and yelled at us.
 

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God thats the worst feeling. He thinks he's absolutely nailing hiding how drunk he is. That sinking moment when you are called out for how hammered you are
It really is. Getting hit with a "I know you're drunk" as you impotently say "no I'm not" is brutal. I liked his lawyers desperate attempt to shut him up here

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if this guy just said 'yes I'm impaired sir, I'm so happy that I can finally get the help I need in the county jail', or something like that, do you think the judge woulda let him keep the 1 year?
I don’t think so. You have to assume he was already playing the “I need help” card. All he had to do was shut up, you’re not even supposed to talk in court. I think he thought he could Tomlinson his way out of it.
 
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