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More like DRAG-on Age (?): Fail Guard, amirite?
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The first one was one of the last games I completed. I’m pretty sure it was a serious story (in so far as a video game with dragons and wizards other faggot shit can be). Why would millions of people want to play as a homo or a tranny? Are these companies just intent on not making money?More like DRAG-on Age (?): Fail Guard, amirite?
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They literally care more about getting their agenda across and “owning the chuds” than they do making money.The first one was one of the last games I completed. I’m pretty sure it was a serious story (in so far as a video game with dragons and wizards other faggot shit can be). Why would millions of people want to play as a homo or a tranny? Are these companies just intent on not making money?
well they ain't making money on this, it'll be lucky to make half it's nut to break even based on concurrent player data and sales.They literally care more about getting their agenda across and “owning the chuds” than they do making money.
Companies like Blackrock or Vanguard are paying for these games. The publishers are losing nothing as the losses are already covered.well they ain't making money on this, it'll be lucky to make half it's nut to break even based on concurrent player data and sales.
That's something I've not heard anyone say and yet it makes sense in a lot of cases. If you look at Ubisofts stock over the last year and the lack of personel change it doesn't even sound unlikely.Companies like Blackrock or Vanguard are paying for these games. The publishers are losing nothing as the losses are already covered.
Weren't the elves homeless drunks in the first one? That's all I really remember about it.Most franchises kill their games after a few hits.
Dragon Age died when 2 came out
What if they just play the old games.Based ESG trying to make gamers give up and touch grass
Well that seems to be a silly business strategy. I guess I wouldn’t really care if the game was otherwise good. It is a role playing game anyway, and maybe pretending to be a faggot and giving other dudes aids and prolapsed shitters might be kind of fun.They literally care more about getting their agenda across and “owning the chuds” than they do making money.
I can't believe you didn't post the Seinfeld parody.
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