Dr. Owen has yet another career. He is also a witch doctor and can see the future.

[Jim-sucks-shit]

For those who can't always understand our African brothaman here's what he's saying:

"Pat, I have seen the future. This is the peak of your writing career piggy.

Tor has dropped you, Niki will leave you and Judge Schulman has declared that you have to pay Quasi.

It iisssss so ordered, child!"

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Patposting makes it to Africa. Only continent left is Antarctica! Pat's pathetic life is known world wide.

 

[HotDogJoe]

The blank stares into the camera at the start/end of these always gets my ribs.

Another fine contribution by the esteemed doctor.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

My ribs went "haaaaa bhlbhlbhlbhllbhllbhl haaaaa bhllhbhlhlllbhlllhll" after watching this.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

By employing this fine young man, we are doing more for black people than Patrick ever has

 

[HotDogJoe]

By employing this fine young man, we are doing more for black people than Patrick ever has

One might say he's a detriment to the black community, if the rumors are to be believed...

 

[AntSucks]

I wonder if there's an African site where white people can make videos in funny white people voices to mock their enemies

"Habiba Mzungu, sorry about your "accident". We were all "crushed" to hear about it. Everybody at the cobalt mine sends their best wishes, and Nigel Umbungo will be performing at the Coconut Shack on the 3rd through 5th of the month of the Ox"

 

[alkiefuck2]

always great to hear from the good doctor

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

For those who can't always understand our African brothaman here's what he's saying:

"Pat, I have seen the future. This is the peak of your writing career piggy.

Tor has dropped you, Niki will leave you and Judge Schulman has declared that you have to pay Quasi.

It iisssss so ordered, child!"

Where is this guy living. I need to send him all my money in exchange for the ribs he's given

 

[guest]

This is the greatest honor of my life

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

Where is this guy living. I need to send him all my money in exchange for the ribs he's given

Straight outta Nigeria. By the way I'm only blocking his name so patso can't find and harass him. Any verified brothaman want to contact him for a video or something just send me a message.

 

[guest]

Straight outta Nigeria. By the way I'm only blocking his name so patso can't find and harass him. Any verified brothaman want to contact him for a video or something just send me a message.

This entrepreneurial negro is building churches and water pumps in Nigeria with all his well earned cash.

Meanwhile, Fat Pat is farting into a couch and fermenting peppers for no money. Nice lack of drive, stupid.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

One might say he's a detriment to the black community, if the rumors are to be believed...

Where is this lass from? Romania?

 

[Raymond]

The closest thing to blackface you can get on fiverr. Mega talent.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[FatMarathonCheater]

There are some fine folks at fiverr

 

[Brooke Shields]

Straight outta Nigeria. By the way I'm only blocking his name so patso can't find and harass him. Any verified brothaman want to contact him for a video or something just send me a message.

Wow Ten(10) years of experience!

 

[Snake]

One might say he's a detriment to the black community, if the rumors are to be believed...

I would violently eat her pussy.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I can’t wait until the documentary is made about this whole saga and they use these videos. The “HAPPY BIRTHDAY PIG-GY!” one still slaps

 

[Will Tate]

I would violently eat her pussy.

Get in line, buster.