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Carl, these messages. I know they are a nice release but don’t get yourself so worked up.[MEDIA=vocaroo]1i2OFLemsdxn[/MEDIA]
...How did jumping rope factor into this?We used to have this thing called Jump Rope For Heart, you'd go around collecting donations from people for heart related social causes. I would go door to door getting donations, then i'd go to the corner store and buy a fuckload of candy with it. I was such a good kid.
Was that like those walkathons where you'd go around bugging your neighbors for cash to "sponsor" you? Probably a pretty nice racket for those distributing the proceeds. I'm guessing you got X money from Y person with the promise that you'd do Z minutes of jump roping. Or rope jumping.We used to have this thing called Jump Rope For Heart, you'd go around collecting donations from people for heart related social causes. I would go door to door getting donations, then i'd go to the corner store and buy a fuckload of candy with it. I was such a good kid.
I honestly dont remember. What Lamont and Tonelli said would have made sense if the whole thing wasnt just an excuse to get kids out collecting dollars from people. They did another retarded one called Hoops For Heart, too, which was the same bullshit but basketball...lol...How did jumping rope factor into this?
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