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Don’t talk shit about jumping rope; the gauntlet has been thrown down, niggers (audio)

PickleRickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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We used to have this thing called Jump Rope For Heart, you'd go around collecting donations from people for heart related social causes. I would go door to door getting donations, then i'd go to the corner store and buy a fuckload of candy with it. I was such a good kid.
 

Not bad

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I usually don't question your wisdom and common sense, Nigger Jim, but we'll have to agree to disagree about this rope business.
 

Riccardo Bosi

has janny powers
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We used to have this thing called Jump Rope For Heart, you'd go around collecting donations from people for heart related social causes. I would go door to door getting donations, then i'd go to the corner store and buy a fuckload of candy with it. I was such a good kid.
...How did jumping rope factor into this?
 

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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We used to have this thing called Jump Rope For Heart, you'd go around collecting donations from people for heart related social causes. I would go door to door getting donations, then i'd go to the corner store and buy a fuckload of candy with it. I was such a good kid.
Was that like those walkathons where you'd go around bugging your neighbors for cash to "sponsor" you? Probably a pretty nice racket for those distributing the proceeds. I'm guessing you got X money from Y person with the promise that you'd do Z minutes of jump roping. Or rope jumping.
 

PickleRickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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...How did jumping rope factor into this?
I honestly dont remember. What Lamont and Tonelli said would have made sense if the whole thing wasnt just an excuse to get kids out collecting dollars from people. They did another retarded one called Hoops For Heart, too, which was the same bullshit but basketball...lol
 

Opesterino

How does that feel?!
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I bought a cheap ass rope from a dept store a few months ago .. fucking thing is 9ft and I couldnt find a longer one. either I can't jump high enough or I need a longer rope.. wouldn't you think they would have more than a 1 size fits all for when it comes to jumping rope ? maybe the more expensive brands have a better selection.
 
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