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He's singing Pearl Jam songs and crying.
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I couldn't believe what I was watching.Good lord, this is sad even for donkey lips.
Watch his videos. He says he can't do a regular job.I’m not even trying to be funny but why can’t he get a CDL and get a real job? Is anyone in his life helpful?
I always look forward to your analysis of Donkey Lips.He can get a real job, he just won't. Which is sad because, while everyone disses the 9-5 grind, even just stocking shelves at Walmart or Target would give him something to do during the day. He'd have some feeling of accomplishment and a paycheck would mean he's not stressing over his rent and having to go hat in hand to the government for handouts. Minimum wage in California is $16 for fuck's sake.
He also needs to see a therapist. Yeah, yeah, I know psychology is bullshit, but I'm he'd still benefit from just talking to someone who might have advice. The reason a lot of his videos are boring is because he is using them for just that, to talk out hos shitty is life is.
I always look forward to your analysis of Donkey Lips.
He can work at a marijuana dispensary and make 20+ an hour easily. They're all over California.He can get a real job, he just won't. Which is sad because, while everyone disses the 9-5 grind, even just stocking shelves at Walmart or Target would give him something to do during the day. He'd have some feeling of accomplishment and a paycheck would mean he's not stressing over his rent and having to go hat in hand to the government for handouts. Minimum wage in California is $16 for fuck's sake.
He also needs to see a therapist. Yeah, yeah, I know psychology is bullshit, but I'm he'd still benefit from just talking to someone who might have advice. The reason a lot of his videos are boring is because he is using them for just that, to talk out hos shitty is life is.
He would be somewhat of a draw for any retail business. I don't even smoke weed but I'd go inside to talk to donkey lips about WEED, MAN!He can work at a marijuana dispensary and make 20+ an hour easily. They're all over California.
I’m just glad you keep me up to date on Donkey Lips and the disaster that is his life. He still thinks he’s an “actor” when it’s clear it’s over for him. Somehow cooking taco meat in your toilet wasn’t rock bottom for Donkey.I always look forward to your analysis of Donkey Lips.
I’m just glad you keep me up to date on Donkey Lips and the disaster that is his life. He still thinks he’s an “actor” when it’s clear it’s over for him. Somehow cooking taco meat in your toilet wasn’t rock bottom for Donkey.
Wait, did he really do that?
How do you even cook ground beef that way?
Do I even want to know?
Thing is, he actually turned down some small movie parts over the past few years because he didn't want to get the Covid jab. Good for him on principle, but you have to quit trying to be an actor if that's your stance.
The Tards on Deck guys figured out it was this movie, which bombed and no one remembered, but look at how many stars were in the cast. Taylor Swift was in it. It could have be the best networking opportunity he ever had, but he passed on it.
Dude:
Did you watch the toilet Taco video?He FUCKING passed on Amsterdam!?!
I knew it was going to be shit, but it's one of those shit films that would find a cult audience with time because of the names involved, from the director down to the cast. Same thing happened with Spielberg's "1941" (which I loathe) - certain people treat it like found treasure because the mainstream didn't take to it.
I have no sympathy for this Peter Potamus.
Yes, he used the toilet for straining water, I guess his sink is tinyWait, did he really do that?
How do you even cook ground beef that way?
Do I even want to know?
Yes, he used the toilet for straining water, I guess his sink is tiny
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