Donkey Lips is about to go live. Will make an ass of himself.

[aRTie02150]

 

[aRTie02150]

I guess it's not live.

Will still make an ass of himself.

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

SCHMAAALL PEEEEEEEE

 

[CuntFucker]

 

[wbgreen]

He is mentally ill. I don't feel sorry for him because it's a self-manifested mental illness due to internet porn, too much food, and keeping himself indoors.

 

[RaggotFetard]

I can’t get over him hanging a strainer of ground beef into his toilet to drain. Absolutely repulsive. He could’ve drained it into a bowl in his kitchen and poured it into the toilet, or let the fat dry and just scrape it into a grocery bag and into the trash, or just dump the fat over the fence into his neighbor’s yard like I’ve done countless times. Anything but hang a strainer literally into his toilet.

 

[JoshMoonDiaperTroon]

Fat fuck needs to go get a job instead of waiting on a comeback that will never happen. He actually got an offer to be in one of those corny Asylum movies but rejected it because he thought it was below him. No sympathy for this emotional whale.

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

He is mentally ill.

Only in that he's deluded himself into believing he's too good for a real job. He's not crippled, he really thinks he deserves to be an actor his entire life despite only ever having bit parts his entire "career".

 

[wbgreen]

Only in that he's deluded himself into believing he's too good for a real job. He's not crippled, he really thinks he deserves to be an actor his entire life despite only ever having bit parts his entire "career".

At this point, fuck it, he might as well make California welfare his retirement. He already gets his food and healthcare for free, so his only expense is his shoe box apartment. If he signs up for a Section 8 wait list, something will open up when he's old.

I mean, the only reason to have a job is the dignity and satisfaction of earning a paycheck. Financially wise, it makes more sense to live off the dole with how expensive California is.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He really thinks salute your shorts will get rebooted any day now and then he’ll be back on top.

 

[DMAN]

I can’t get over him hanging a strainer of ground beef into his toilet to drain. Absolutely repulsive. He could’ve drained it into a bowl in his kitchen and poured it into the toilet, or let the fat dry and just scrape it into a grocery bag and into the trash, or just dump the fat over the fence into his neighbor’s yard like I’ve done countless times. Anything but hang a strainer literally into his toilet.

The DMAN thinks of that moment every single time Donkey Lips name is mentioned. And he rested the fucking thing on the toilet itself, didn't even hold it or attempt to hover.

He straight up welcomed the splashback. Upon viewing it again, half of the meat in the pan is still raw.

 

[aRTie02150]

The DMAN thinks of that moment every single time Donkey Lips name is mentioned. And he rested the fucking thing on the toilet itself, didn't even hold it or attempt to hover.

He straight up welcomed the splashback. Upon viewing it again, half of the meat in the pan is still raw.

Thanks Dre. Now I'm gonna watch the Tards on Deck analysis for the 30th time for laughs.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Artie your never ending disdain for fringe formerly famous dropouts is endearing. Fucking Donkey Lips infuriated me on Salute Your Shorts on the salt water taffy episode. Can't stand the way he says it with that lisp, fuck him.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

If people stopped giving him attention, he'd probably finally kill himself or, less likely, get a job.

 

[RaggotFetard]

The DMAN thinks of that moment every single time Donkey Lips name is mentioned. And he rested the fucking thing on the toilet itself, didn't even hold it or attempt to hover.

He straight up welcomed the splashback. Upon viewing it again, half of the meat in the pan is still raw.

Yep, that splashback is what really got me too. He also never once seasons the meat. Just an all around fat retard.

 

[wbgreen]

He's trying to run his fantasy football league scam again. If you go deep with Bower lore, he's done this before where he's collected money for a fantasy football league before and never paid anyone prize money. At least he's kind of honest here and says he's keeping the money and the prizes will be crap in his apartment.

 

[aRTie02150]

He's trying to run his fantasy football league scam again. If you go deep with Bower lore, he's done this before where he's collected money for a fantasy football league before and never paid anyone prize money. At least he's kind of honest here and says he's keeping the money and the prizes will be crap in his apartment.

Lol I was about to post this. It's the same scam.