Doing mushrooms in a forest.

[Professor Rape]

This has been a bucket list item for me since I first did acid. Sort of recreating Alice in Wonderland.

The one thing Ive been looking forward to and planning for months is now less than an hour away. Ive got my headphones and music downloaded in case I have a bad trip, and a tripsitter (I found him on craigslist) in case I run into anyone.

See you on the other side...

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

a tripsitter (I found him on craigslist)

And so the Professor becomes the student.

 

[Professor Rape]

I'll take photos of the forest (nobody cares lol) and give a trip report here when I'm done.

I've actually never done mushrooms before. I've done a myriad of psychedelics. Standing in my friend's backyard on acid was crazy, so this will be hopefully the best trip of all time.

And so the Professor becomes the student.

It's my friend lol, but the concept of finding a tripsitter on craigslist was a fawkin good one...

 

[Stent]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Tangerine Dream sets a dreamy tone if you are looking for something to listen to.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

 

[Dog Eater]

I'll take photos of the forest (nobody cares lol)

I care.

I once went for a walk in the woods with a friend who had taken a bunch of mushrooms and he was quite upset when I told him a snake we saw was in fact real.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

 

[chewtoyrapist]

I impulsively took a lil handful of shrooms while out hiking once. Found a little spot off trail by a nice waterfall as I came up, then went further off trail and jacked off on a pile of pine needles and then had a flash of paranoia that made me want to leave so I hiked an hour out, wondered if the two dudes I saw in the parking lot were faggots that watched me spank it, and drove to another spot where I paced around at the trailhead. Could have been better, could have been worse.

 

[Child..]

Holee shit this was Dougie's last post. @Professor Rape wellness check...

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

I care.

I once went for a walk in the woods with a friend who had taken a bunch of mushrooms and he was quite upset when I told him a snake we saw was in fact real.

Did ya

 

[Rick Roblinson]

It would be funny if you did that then got raped to death by a wild animal.

LOL RAPE.

Faggot.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Trips are lame as fuck if you're over 25.

If you're an adult who has 6 hours to burn like that you're a fucking loser.

 

[BUBBLER]

Eat the bright ones with red spots

 

[Chive Turkey]

Morels ain't nothing to fuck with, thoughts and prayers Dougster.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Trips are lame as fuck if you're over 25.

If you're an adult who has 6 hours to burn like that you're a fucking loser.

Going on a trip? What are you 25? i got nothin'.

 

[Niggerotchi]

Eat them with a good friend (LOL) that's also high, but can handle his shit in case you lose yours.

Mushrooms in the woods is really fun.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The stranger you hired from Craigslist is going to fucking rape you. I would.

You make crazy, weird fucking decisions, Douglas. You take simple things and you overthink them and complicate them.