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Suetonius

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This fucking idiot is getting a breed that requires a lot of physical activity, otherwise they might start acting out or misbehaving, at 65 years old. Who does he think he is getting that kind of dog? Hitler? The dog is easily going to outlive him. When he dies Missy is going to put it to sleep.

Funny how he is trying to fill that hole of having a kid with cats and dogs. Then again, Missy is so old by now that she's just an empty egg carton at this point, so pets are the only viable option at this point.
I’m telling you - The dog is Missys. Its not his. He’s acting like its his because he doesnt want to say his bitch got a dog whether he wants one or not and he fucking hates this. Which makes it more likely that this was an arrangement for Missy to delete her twitter. She is a stupid mannish Hitler LARPING ogre tranny so of course she wants a big mean dog she’ll take care of. There’s nothing she does that isnt masculine and this is another thing - Probably why Ant likes her so much.
 

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Him saying he knows how much time and attention these things need is infuriating because he obviously doesn't or he wouldn't even consider this breed for a second.

Right. He's either lying or incredibly stupid when he says he knows how much time and attention the dog needs. He's one of the laziest pieces of shit alive and he's 65 with heart issues. And he's an alcoholic to boot. Plus, even though he thinks NYC is a liberal shithole, he decided to get a job that requires him to fly there often and spend a few days (judging by his photos, he's there like twice a month).

Anthony could not be bothered to put in an ounce of effort when he was on O&A, and that was with millions of dollars at stake. But he wants people to believe that he'll spend all day being a DogDad. This is going to be an outdoor dog. He'll build it a giant cage or fenced-in area and just leave it outside all day. He'll probably build a little shed so Missy can sleep out there with it.
 
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Right. He's either lying or incredibly stupid when he says he knows how much time and attention the dog needs. He's one of the laziest pieces of shit alive and he's 65 with heart issues. And he's an alcoholic to boot. Plus, even though he thinks NYC is a liberal shithole, he decided to get a job that requires him to fly there often and spend a few days (judging by his photos, he's there like twice a month).

Anthony could not be bothered to put in an ounce of effort when he was on O&A, and that was with millions of dollars at stake. But he wants people to believe that he'll spend all day being a DogDad. This is going to be an outdoor dog. He'll build it a giant cage or fenced-in area and just leave it outside all day. He'll probably build a little shed so Missy can sleep out there with it.
Even that is way more effort than Nana is capable of at this point. He’ll chain the thing to a tree and that’ll be its life until it breaks the chain, then it’s the neighbors’ problem.
 

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I’m telling you - The dog is Missys. Its not his. He’s acting like its his because he doesnt want to say his bitch got a dog whether he wants one or not and he fucking hates this. Which makes it more likely that this was an arrangement for Missy to delete her twitter. She is a stupid mannish Hitler LARPING ogre tranny so of course she wants a big mean dog she’ll take care of. There’s nothing she does that isnt masculine and this is another thing - Probably why Ant likes her so much.
It is still funny that she shut down the power while he was trying to game, if my mother did this to me I would have to brick her
 

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Right. He's either lying or incredibly stupid when he says he knows how much time and attention the dog needs. He's one of the laziest pieces of shit alive and he's 65 with heart issues. And he's an alcoholic to boot. Plus, even though he thinks NYC is a liberal shithole, he decided to get a job that requires him to fly there often and spend a few days (judging by his photos, he's there like twice a month).

Anthony could not be bothered to put in an ounce of effort when he was on O&A, and that was with millions of dollars at stake. But he wants people to believe that he'll spend all day being a DogDad. This is going to be an outdoor dog. He'll build it a giant cage or fenced-in area and just leave it outside all day. He'll probably build a little shed so Missy can sleep out there with it.
He’ll hire some local bumpkin to install a fence and kennel, but they will take his money and run and never do the job for him. Then he’ll cry on twitter about it and look like a huge pushover faggot.
 

TorquieTwoBeers

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He’ll hire some local bumpkin to install a fence and kennel, but they will take his money and run and never do the job for him. Then he’ll cry on twitter about it and look like a huge pushover faggot.
Some big southern redneck contractor will immediately peg Anthony as a yankee rube who is petrified of confrontation and will soak him for every penny they can. They'll shoddily do about 60% of the work with extra costs all the way before just abandoning the project.
 

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There’s nothing she does that isnt masculine and this is another thing - Probably why Ant likes her so much.

Then why did Ant adore 20-flurf Opie so much? With his long golden hair, three cats, rollerblades, giggling, big naturals, multitasking, penchant for yoghurt and telling massive fibs, crying jags, bipolarity, neediness for emotional closeness, and near assault at the hands of some local ruffian? (the felon who broke into Opie’s apartment to stare lustfully at him sleeping)



Ant seems to love girly men and manly women, he’s a GNCsexual.
 
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Him saying he knows how much time and attention these things need is infuriating because he obviously doesn't or he wouldn't even consider this breed for a second.
He also thinks he knows about aerospace engineering because he plays with RC drones and takes flights.

I know “Dunning Kruger” is an overused reddit meme, but there is no greater example of it than “””Professor Anthony”””
 
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His glib, obnoxious tweets, like he's a pro dog trainer, when he in fact knows nothing about it. And his gloating about his "property", like he's living on some ranch in Idaho. That tweet is a classic display of pure Nana faggotry. I hope that dog rips off his cock, and he spends the rest of his life pissing into a bag.

Nana tittering in fear then HA HA HO LEE SHITTING as Missy’s dog rips him apart then leaves him bleeding to go off and give Missy a good aggressive KNOT session is the final chapter of this miserable life.
 
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I’m telling you - The dog is Missys.
The dog belongs to Missy and she belongs to him 😏

2005: Cucked by Chad Thundercock
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2025: Cucked by Chip Thunderknot🦮
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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I used to have a malinois. He has no idea what he has committed to. That dog is gong to run that house and Ant will be its bitch. He needs to send it out for some real training. If he doesnt do that he is fucked. Either way he is fucked but if he thinks he can train it himself, he is fooling himself.
 
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