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[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

 

[Gay Faggot.]

“Missy the dog just shit in my FUCKING STUDIO AGAIN!!! I told you to take this FUCKING DOG OUT!!!!” *spits on floor as he gets up to grab another drink*

“What the fuck did you just say to me?”

 

[Nick Gerlips]

I can't imagine getting a puppy at nanas advanced age

 

[nasty twp]

If you're being 'obviously sarcastic' then it needn't be pointed out.




Ant needs to put down The Sopranos, and binge-watch old episodes of Canine Defence League, Dog Borstal and Dogs Behaving Badly, post-haste.

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

It's going to be purely Missy's responsibility to raise that dog. Nana thinks letting it run around the backyard is going to be enough exercise for it.

Also stop pretending that you live on some ranch. You live in a street and can see your neighbours, faggot.

 

[HH Brother]

The only thing this little faggot will be "working" is Missy's nasty pussy.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

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Once it grows up it's never going inside again. It's gonna become some semi feral yard dog

 

[Nick Gerlips]

>working
Fetching beers?

 

[JasperB]

I can't imagine getting a puppy at nanas advanced age

The pup will outlive the ghoul, may possibly end up munching on her corpse along with the cat if Missy ever bails and leaves frail Nana home alone with the beasts.

Like everyone else in Nana’s life, the dog will not respect her or take any sort of orders from her. This will obviously be a disaster in the shit house.

 

[lowend73]

The pup will outlive the ghoul, may possibly end up munching on her corpse along with the cat if Missy ever bails and leaves frail Nana home alone with the beasts.

Like everyone else in Nana’s life, the dog will not respect her or take any sort of orders from her. This will obviously be a disaster in the shit house.

Don’t fret, That dog has already established itself as the Alpha. Nasty Missy probably lets the pup sleep in bed with them. There is a plus side, the dog will bond with Missy. Anthony will try to bite her hand. And the dog will rip his throat out

 

[satanssockpuppet]

It's going to be purely Missy's responsibility to raise that dog. Nana thinks letting it run around the backyard is going to be enough exercise for it.

Also stop pretending that you live on some ranch. You live in a street and can see your neighbours, faggot.

Three in the morning. Andy stared raptly at his computer screen, once again lost in his childish fantasy world. His dog Adolph stood nearby, anxiously shifting his weight from paw to paw, and quietly whimpering. The dog let out a short, sharp bark.

"WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK! You have to go outside AGAIN? MISSY! MISSSSSSSY! YOUR FUCKING DOG HAS TO GO OUT AGAIN! Fuck! Fucking BITCH" he muttered. "Alright you dirty bung-rot nigger dog, let's go."

Adolph excitedly followed Andy to the sliding door. "OK shithead, let's go already". Andy slid the door open, and the dog immediately bolted, full speed into the woods. "HEY! HEY! GET BACK HERE FUCKHEAD! GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER! ADOLPH! AAAAAAAADOLPH!!!!". Andy bitchily spit on his floor in disgust. "You know what, fuck that dog, and fuck her too. It's her dog, let her go find it!". Then he slid the door closed, grabbed a fresh beer from the fridge, and resumed his video game session.

Early that afternoon, Andy was woken by a commotion outside. Stepping out into his front yard, he saw an angry, pitchfork-wielding mob of 25-30 locals, storming down his street. Andy excitedly approached them. "Y'all going nigger hunting?" he gleefully screeched.

"No, some huge stray dog killed a bunch of kindergarten kids at a school bus stop this morning. We're gonna find it and put it down. And when we find its owner, we're gonna string him up by the balls."

"Oh, uh...." Andy anxiously squealed. "Betcha it was a nigger. It's always a nigger. Well, good luck finding Adolph...I mean, that nigger dog, guys."

 

[Turry]

Imagine @Anthony's Lime Rickey trying to train a dog. It chews her slipper and she starts screaming that it's a right wing fascist. Then she fucks it.

 

[Scott Peterson Fanclub]

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A working pet.
So will this dog fetch you beer bottles? Perhaps help you find your 12 inch black dildo? Oh wait, Missy was using it last, since you find girls so icky!

 

[LooneyTuneRustBro]

Missy is definitely going to get caught fucking that dog...

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

This fucking idiot is getting a breed that requires a lot of physical activity, otherwise they might start acting out or misbehaving, at 65 years old. Who does he think he is getting that kind of dog? Hitler? The dog is easily going to outlive him. When he dies Missy is going to put it to sleep.

Funny how he is trying to fill that hole of having a kid with cats and dogs. Then again, Missy is so old by now that she's just an empty egg carton at this point, so pets are the only viable option at this point.

 

[bumbum8]

Dog like that needs about 10 acres just to hang out in. The smallest of my dogs easily patrols 4 miles a day. Even with land you have to make sure they don't shit all over your yard and garden.
Bigger dogs that are smart actually need something to do or they'll start tearing the house down, and I'm positive that McMansion cannot handle being chewed on by a dog of that size. The walls are probably made of construction paper and it's already bad enough with Missy probably punching holes in them all day.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm gonna keep posting this video. Enjoy never relaxing ever again, frail old killable woman. Imagine dealing with that hungover.

Him saying he knows how much time and attention these things need is infuriating because he obviously doesn't or he wouldn't even consider this breed for a second. They NEVER stop. The guy in that video has another one where he talks about if he needs like 45 minutes without the dogs all over him he has to freeze a bunch of treats into a slow feeder to keep them focused on something else because they literally ALWAYS have to be occupied or else they're going fucking dangerously nuts.

 

[DooDooBrown]

Nana has like an acre of land and in the years since he’s moved so far we’ve seen him…. Burn a box and get a drone stuck in a tree. Yeah that dog is going to have an amazing life constantly being anxious because its owners are abusive lazy alcoholics. I’m surprised animals even tolerate the two of them, they’re usually better about sniffing out shitty humans than we are. Maybe that’s why Missy keeps killing the cats.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I'm gonna keep posting this video. Enjoy never relaxing ever again, frail old killable woman. Imagine dealing with that hungover.

Him saying he knows how much time and attention these things need is infuriating because he obviously doesn't or he wouldn't even consider this breed for a second. They NEVER stop. The guy in that video has another one where he talks about if he needs like 45 minutes without the dogs all over him he has to freeze a bunch of treats into a slow feeder to keep them focused on something else because they literally ALWAYS have to be occupied or else they're going fucking dangerously nuts.

His glib, obnoxious tweets, like he's a pro dog trainer, when he in fact knows nothing about it. And his gloating about his "property", like he's living on some ranch in Idaho. That tweet is a classic display of pure Nana faggotry. I hope that dog rips off his cock, and he spends the rest of his life pissing into a bag.

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

This fucking idiot is getting a breed that requires a lot of physical activity, otherwise they might start acting out or misbehaving, at 65 years old. Who does he think he is getting that kind of dog? Hitler? The dog is easily going to outlive him. When he dies Missy is going to put it to sleep.

Funny how he is trying to fill that hole of having a kid with cats and dogs. Then again, Missy is so old by now that she's just an empty egg carton at this point, so pets are the only viable option at this point.

I hope the dog drags Nana by the neck the dumps her in the river behind her shanty house