Does Patrick S Tomlinson kidnap Albanian children, chop them up and use them as croutons in his soup?

[HotDogJoe]

Because I’ll be upset if that’s true.

 

[guest]

Yep

 

[Sputnik]

I heard something like that once. Shaking if true.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Yep

Sickening

Pat’s Pizza and Crouton Emporium® must crumble

 

[Stent]

I heard he grabs Polack kids off the streets and smothers them with cling film. He calls them his individually wrapped saltines.

 

[VizioDash]

I don't think Patrick discriminates. He loves eating children of all races equally (allegedly). Except "filthy Jew swine", according to the subtext of his novels.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Not sure about that, but what goes into the soup crackers at Hooligan’s?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

no, only niggers

 

[fricklefrackle]

He does. Starship Fonzie mentioned it last week. Fuck you, Eric. Your wife looks like a wet trash bag.