Does Jim Norton still have an advice show?

[Dassabesso]

I have a few questions about marrying monsters with AIDS

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Naw. He has to be RIGHT home after the show to massage his monster’s prostate.

 

[The Talking Dead]

Imagine getting to 55 years of age and finally settling on a "wife" who's a cam whore with a cock and 25 years younger than you.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Imagine getting to 55 years of age and finally settling on a "wife" who's a cam whore with a cock and 25 years younger than you.

He either breaks up with the Worm or even might kill him, so an interesting few months to look forward to.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

He either breaks up with the Worm or even might kill him, so an interesting few months to look forward to.

I hope they get into a fight and he breaks all of Jim’s memorabilia. Then when Jim tries to act like a man, he will get a mainly punch in the mouth, making it easier for Jim to suck his cock.

 

[guest]

There's a Jocktober or some other segment where Norton talks about discussing a "book about relationships" with his agent. Would've loved to see what kind of cringe advice that might've had. Tip 1: Set up auto-pay so your tokens don't run out.

 

[FamilyDollar]

There's a Jocktober or some other segment where Norton talks about discussing a "book about relationships" with his agent. Would've loved to see what kind of cringe advice that might've had. Tip 1: Set up auto-pay so your tokens don't run out.

One of my favourite Nor-tone relationship tales is the one about how much of a MAN he is. "I told her, you need to leave right now or I'm going to hit you. And I'd never hit a women but that was just the reality of the situation". Said by a 5'4 man who gets banged in the ass.

Jake LaMotta rages the bull Jim Norton preps the bull, knowwhatimean?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

One of my favourite Nor-tone relationship tales is the one about how much of a MAN he is. "I told her, you need to leave right now or I'm going to hit you. And I'd never hit a women but that was just the reality of the situation". Said by a 5'4 man who gets banged in the ass.

Jake LaMotta rages the bull Jim Norton preps the bull, knowwhatimean?

“I get super dark in arguments.” Do ya?

 

[FamilyDollar]

“I get super dark in arguments.” Do ya?

Reminds me of him BROODING like a 12 year old girl. "My girl didn't do what I wanted sexually so the next day I was really rude to her."

We can only speculate what his sexual request was...

 

[JamesJCrowe]

He either breaks up with the Worm or even might kill him, so an interesting few months to look forward to.

He's got a Brie Hartman on coke kind of vibe in the wedding pics. here's hoping.

 

[antlovessue]

Only thing I remember from it is the Todd in Florida call that he had no idea it was a joke on Fez. To busy drinking tranny cum after 11am.

 

[Sue Lightning]

There's a Jocktober or some other segment where Norton talks about discussing a "book about relationships" with his agent. Would've loved to see what kind of cringe advice that might've had. Tip 1: Set up auto-pay so your tokens don't run out.

2. Don’t completely mmotherfuck her if she talks to someone shes not supposed to. Just fffucking broooood.

 

[Sue Lightning]

I hope they get into a fight and he breaks all of Jim’s memorabilia. Then when Jim tries to act like a man, he will get a mainly punch in the mouth, making it easier for Jim to suck his cock.

You say this like its a threat to Jim. This is his fantasy.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

You say this like its a threat to Jim. This is his fantasy.

Well, when you put it that way.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Any of you could have called!

 

[guest]

One of my favourite Nor-tone relationship tales is the one about how much of a MAN he is. "I told her, you need to leave right now or I'm going to hit you. And I'd never hit a women but that was just the reality of the situation". Said by a 5'4 man who gets banged in the ass.

Jake LaMotta rages the bull Jim Norton preps the bull, knowwhatimean?

"I told her 'YOU NEEEED TO STOP TALKING' like I wasn't even angry, just that I wouldn't be responsible for what happened next if she didn't stop. She looked at me like 'oh shit, this fucking guy might actually crack me in the mouth.' I wouldn't, obviously, but in that moment I might've given off a vibe like I could."

 

[Sue Lightning]

"I told her 'YOU NEEEED TO STOP TALKING' like I wasn't even angry, just that I wouldn't be responsible for what happened next if she didn't stop. She looked at me like 'oh shit, this fucking guy might actually crack me in the mouth.' I wouldn't, obviously, but in that moment I might've given off a vibe like I could."

 

[guest]

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The face of a guy who can catch flies with his tongue from 3 feet away