Does everything have to be a fucking origin story now?

[Cuphead]

Who the fucked watched Willy Wonka and really thought "Gee, I wonder what his origin story was?" Can't wait for this shit to flop like every other fucking blockbuster that's come out this year

 

[johnnynoname]

when our grandfathers' were our ages, they were beating up minorities, making babies, and growing moustaches

us?
we're complaining about this shit

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I really wouldn't care if there are black people in Willy Wonka... but the fact it's forced (& we all know it) makes it slightly egregious

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Who the fucked watched Willy Wonka and really thought "Gee, I wonder what his origin story was?" Can't wait for this shit to flop like every other fucking blockbuster that's come out this year

What an awful idea, sadly this will continue to be made even if it flops. It’s too risky to have an original idea now and need the crutch of being an established property. Just yesterday you had Pat types freaking out over Deadpool 3 and Hugh Jackman playing wolverine for the hundredth time. “He’s wearing the suit from the 90s cartoon!!!!” Was coming from extremely excited grown men in their late 30s / 40s.

 

[johnnynoname]

all of us know Hugh is going to rip those sleeves off, btw

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I really wouldn't care if there are black people in Willy Wonka... but the fact it's forced (& we all know it) makes it slightly egregious

I noticed it in “Stan and Laurel” where the film set in the 20s / 30s and they had black film crew members when we all know those sets were all white people.

 

[HH Brother]

when our grandfathers' were our ages, they were beating up minorities

You mean your people were getting the firehoses and German Shepherd treatment, nigster?

Fuck this Dorito head jew.

 

[CuntFucker]

I really wouldn't care if there are black people in Willy Wonka... but the fact it's forced (& we all know it) makes it slightly egregious

Orange lives matter

 

[guest]

goddammit, they really hate trying anything new or creative.

Oy Vey! da wonkah is proven $$$ machine, they sloppy goy family's will eat this up!!! MAZEL TOV!!!

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I really wouldn't care if there are black people in Willy Wonka... but the fact it's forced (& we all know it) makes it slightly egregious

Oompa Loompah were originally pygmies

 

[eggfeller]

if you told me this had already been made in the past 5 years, i would believe it

 

[wbgreen]

In this time of awful reboots and sequels, I take solace that at least all these media corporations are losing billions of dollars.

 

[Chapel]

I’ve already counted too many “chocolates” in it

 

[Papa Goldendick]

When you look at how popular capeshit is, it make sense. Lotta fawkin child-brained retards out there

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I hate this Wonka slightly less than the Carol Burnett/Michael Jackson chimera from the last one I didn't watch. He still stinks and I don't like him.

 

[Jenna]

I don't hate Chalomet but I've never been impressed by any of his work. He was boring in Dune and looks like a smug F1 driver.

 

[Stent]

Shut up! 50 years ago we'd have you upside down with a fucking lollipop up your ass! Throw his ass out. He's a Wonka! He's a Wonka! He's a Wonka!

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Nostalgia market is huge for millennials. If they don’t have kids they’ll see the remake themselves and if they have kids they’ll all see it. Same thing with toys. Edit: if they had made that Ghostbusters movie with even part of the original cast and not did the feminist angle it would have made money hand over fist.

 

[Chapel]

I hope it turns outbthe same way as my aunt and her dad and Willy Wonka is discovered dipping his dick in chocolate then making the kids suck it off

 

[Dusty Dan]

I bet there's a scene where he talks about developing a vegan chocolate or some shit, just to make it as inclusive as possible.