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I had too much Nyquail
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I see what you did there. Well played.Depends
So...happy I should sayDude I can’t believe you just brought this up. I’ve been having diarrhea tonight and I’ve missed the last 3 home runs in the game cuz of my diarrhea (I’m rooting for the Phillies) so I’m just praying it keeps happening so we can keep hitting home runs
I have never in my life been constipated. Always had issues with diarrhea but they have recently been resolved due to diet changes.having backed up pipe is worse i think
the fuck were you eatingI have never in my life been constipated. Always had issues with diarrhea but they have recently been resolved due to diet changes.
I had norovirus a couple years ago and was shitting clear mucus membrane. Lost 10 lbs in 7 hours. That made me very sad.
But sometimes a good, normal diarrhea makes me happy.
It wasn't all the time or anything but I would occasionally get a "you have 30 seconds to find a bathroom" shit. It was bad enough that I'd have anxiety being somewhere without a bathroom. Some type of bowel issue (IBS maybe?) At any rate, I basically cook all my dinners now, take a probiotic, start the day off with yogurt and something like oatmeal, etc. I think it was a gut bacteria thing. Been better for over a year now.the fuck were you eating
Invest in flushable baby wipes Brotherman, it helpsI’ve actually been having ongoing diarrhea for 2 months due to stress, I used to love a good squirt to flush the pipes but right now my assholes so raw I’m ready for the sweet release of death
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