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Does anyone have that picture of Pat during the half marathon where he’s making his ‘mean face’?

Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
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do you also have the one of the marathon before this where he's essentially pants-shitting crying after rolling his ankle on the curb while cheating?

He ran this marathon after, and he definitely didn't want to have a bitch face again so he went retarded. This moron is so autistic
 
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Ade first notices the bulge
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Later that evening...
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"You're going to be a father, Patrick. Our marriage is over but you can have full visitation rights if you want."

"No child, I'm out of here."
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"I'm the man for the job, Ade. Did I mention I make sons?"
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"I'll show them! I'm going to be more famous than Stephen King and Philip K Dick put together!!"
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Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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do you also have the one of the marathon before this where he's essentially pants-shitting crying after rolling his ankle on the curb while cheating?

He ran this marathon after, and he definitely didn't want to have a bitch face again so he went retarded. This moron is so autistic
Thats the only one I have on hand. Mewler probably has those
 

Raymond

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Ade first notices the bulge
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Later that evening...
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"You're going to be a father, Patrick. Our marriage is over but you can have full visitation rights if you want."

"No child, I'm out of here."
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"I'm the man for the job, Ade. Did I mention I make sons?"
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"I'll show them! I'm going to be more famous than Stephen King and Philip K Dick put together!!"
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He's still running.
 
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He’s dressed like a toddler for their first snow day.

I ran a half marathon once. It was one of those Rock n Roll ones in Dublin. My friend wanted to do it so I signed up with him. I did zero “training” for it even though I said I would. I run about 3 times a week anyway but nothing crazy and never anything over 5 miles. I went to a pub the night before and and got pretty drunk which added to my anxiety the next morning. I ended up finishing at 2:05. Not fast by any means but still 45 minutes faster than Rick and I ran the entire thing.

I guess what I’m trying to say is I didn’t dress like a faggot for it.
 
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