I need a straight man who can commit to a 2 hour show on Christmas.
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Does Anyone Else Want To Do The Christmas Special?
- Thread starter Turk February
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Just have an open mic that anyone can call in and be the co-host on a whim. Thats the show.
I used to do this a lot. Problem is a lot of people don't get terms and conditions of YouTube.
Thats when you pull a JFG to Emily Youcis and slowly explain to the folks at home why you cant just say you want to nuke Africa.
Like @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda would be ideal but he's so fucking private.
The next time I go through a lay off i'll consider. My gf is already a streamer, so the shit is already hooked up and ready to go.
Well it's gunna be Christmas. No one's really working. What made me and Boq is ideal is he doesn't celebrate it and I'm Orthodox. My Christmas is on another day. Everyone one here would be home to watch it.
Boq brings a bunch of serious subject. I bring a bunch of silly songs and jokes. It's a total disaster. I had a vision. Boq just doesn't want to be part of it cuz it would ruin his brand. (Way to build a brand. People love someone who never had fun)
Most people would be with their families during that time. You're likely to get a gay audience on that day.
Perfect. We're two gay men.
In particular Boq. Whose gayness shock and amazes me. He can suck 3 cocks at once. It's a sight to behold. Majestic and humbling.
Cocksmas. Keister Sunday. Hello-peen. Every holiday is ripe for the tea bagging.
In all seriousness I'm super bummed Boq refuses to do any comedy show with me. I hope someone will. I'm sick of doing this shit alone or with me regular team. I wanna do a show for the forums. The thanksgiving thread was so much fun and I want to do something neat for Christmas.
Peen is my regular co-host. He's the guy whose couch I pissed on and he filmed me.
I met him on discord and he just let me stay with him one day after I was desperate. It's why I live in the city I live in. Bizarre fucking story.
I grew up with a Russian kid who's mother was a mail order bride. Biggest hanging gardens of Babylon you've ever seen. Just beautiful Tsarista milk bags. Fuck.
The whites maybe had better looking women. But us reds had women who could fix our cars and wipe our butts. We won.
Anyways, 20 years later we still kept in touch by text. I had a plan of sorts. I was going to acquire some property, let the guy live on it, as long as he could provide for himself. Before I could pull the trigger, he developed full-blown alcoholism and a benzo addiction, was getting totally wasted and obsessing about fucking his own mothers hefty feedbags. Havent spoke to the guy since. He's probably in jail or dead, or wearing his moms face as a mask.
I think a lot of Canadians have their own Russian Project. Why are ya'll so fucked?
I think a lot of Canadians have their own Russian Project. Why are ya'll so fucked?
Twist ending. You are talking about me.
The serious answer is there is no greater shame to a Russian than mental illness so a lot of people let it fester without help and become intolerable. I hate it about our culture.