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Does anyone else hate the holidays ?

Carl Winslow

I'm not a Fed
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This shit is beyond annoying now. I work all the time for other people and when it comes to thanksgiving and Xmas, all I get is a day off and a shitty meal.

I can’t stand my family for more than 5 minutes, so me flying out to see them is out of the question. Plus they are all in the Great Lakes area… fuck the cold.

Most of my family thank I’m a racist bigot anyway; don’t know where they got that idea.

Guess I’ll just download a new Nintendo game and wish I had the balls to blow my head off in a dept store.
 

TheRevAlJolson

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I'm a faggot for the holidays. I keep old Christmas cards and read the ones from family members past and get weepy eyed. I 100% fuck with Christmas. I'm already about half way through the decorations this year. The Mexicans will be coming on Monday to hang the lights on my house and I should have everything done inside by then.
 

wbgreen

May St. Mel bless you
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I wish Thanksgiving and Christmas week or then a month apart. Too much travel and work back to back. Need Thanksgiving in October like Canada does. And maybe Christmas in January like Eastern Orthodox do.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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I'm a faggot for the holidays. I keep old Christmas cards and read the ones from family members past and get weepy eyed. I 100% fuck with Christmas. I'm already about half way through the decorations this year. The Mexicans will be coming on Monday to hang the lights on my house and I should have everything done inside by then.
You really pay people to hang your lights for you? I hope you fall off a step ladder and sprain your knee.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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I wish Thanksgiving and Christmas week or then a month apart. Too much travel and work back to back. Need Thanksgiving in October like Canada does. And maybe Christmas in January like Eastern Orthodox do.
That’s when Jesus was born and when the Natives had a nice meal with white people so cry about it.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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Me? I’m all in with the Jesus. Not sure why God wants Mexicans to hang your lights though. Do it yourself, you lazy Cumia.
 

Mick_Mickerson

Which way?! Medium or well done?
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I wish Thanksgiving and Christmas week or then a month apart. Too much travel and work back to back. Need Thanksgiving in October like Canada does. And maybe Christmas in January like Eastern Orthodox do.
The one plus to them being so close is you can try to write off a whole month
 
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