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I accidentally outed my cousin’s husband for not ever wearing one to my aunt when we were all drinking. I don’t know how you can drive with the constant dinging. At least the old ones shut off.
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I don't want to go through the windshield childView attachment 136239
I accidentally outed my cousin’s husband for not ever wearing one to my aunt when we were all drinking. I don’t know how you can drive with the constant dinging. At least the old ones shut off.
What are you - five? I love you Ruthie but what the fuck are you doing?No because it's uncomfortable
My parents set a very bad example for me. I know I should wear it on the highway at least.What are you - five? I love you Ruthie but what the fuck are you doing?
I assume niggers have no problem with this.I don’t know how you can drive with the constant dinging
Safe just isn't your speed.My parents set a very bad example for me. I know I should wear one on the highway at least.
By rights I should car crash this post but I'm feeling superstitiousMy parents set a very bad example for me. I know I should wear one on the highway at least.
Safe just isn't your speed.
Instead of babbling about work to you she should’ve been going over your spelling homework, stupidI would have to listen to all the stories of kids coming in being thrown threw a windshield
a windsceen (windsheild) to-the-face is probably more uncomfortable... it's not selling out to wear a seatbelt my dude.No because it's uncomfortable
On the highway, yes. If I'm just cruising around, not really. My mom worked in a hospital when I was a teenager and I would have to listen to all the stories of kids coming in being thrown threw a windshield, and kids who where it saved their life. Who knows what was true, but it kind of worked.
I've always found the people who buckle it behind them to be retarded. I mean I like ya Rutherford too, but also wonder what is he doing?
I'm retarded.a windsceen (windsheild) to-the-face is probably more uncomfortable... it's not selling out to wear a seatbelt my dude.
you know I'm die-hard anti most government intervention, you shouldn't be pulled-over for not wearing it, just wear it for you... if you hit someone who's not wearing one then you can (unlike them) probably drive home
that's much more succint reasoning than I gave, so fair enoughI'm retarded.
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