Do you think Rick actually got fired from Target on his first day?

[Cuphead]

I think he implied he quit, but we know how much the pig likes to lie. I wonder if he actually got fired. If I had to guess that happened either from him "hush, child" the manager or was too fucking stupid to know how to fold a shirt.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

No, child. I didn't.

They actually offered me an immediate management position, but I refused to participate in the cannibalistic cycle of late stage capitalism.

And besides, child, I am a creative, and I can't be bound by the rigidity and monotony of a manual labor job. I have people out there demanding my tweets.

 

[Meownaw]

He just used it to set up cameras for his buddy Paul in the children's changing room. It was all a fat ruse.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

somebody probably tried to correcT his Terrible lispy dicTion and pronunciaTion, goT childed, and he was asked to beaT iT

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

https://mobile.twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1234188878673674240

Did he say he quit elsewhere? Fat Technicality Pat didn't specify in this tweet.

 

[guest]

They told him he had to wear a red shirt so he wore his stupid Only You Can Stop Fascists shirt. When they told him it wasn't appropriate work wear, he called them Nazi incel children and they fired his ass. He swiped a 5 lb bag of Peanut M&Ms on the way out and ate the whole bag on the ride home.

 

[Clint Ruin]

I think he implied he quit, but we know how much the pig likes to lie. I wonder if he actually got fired. If I had to guess that happened either from him "hush, child" the manager or was too fucking stupid to know how to fold a shirt.

Knowing Rick, it probably means he worked there for a year.

 

[Bigsmooth]

It was a mutual parting

 

[guest]

They told him he had to wear a red shirt so he wore his stupid Only You Can Stop Fascists shirt. When they told him it wasn't appropriate work wear, he called them Nazi incel children and they fired his ass. He swiped a 5 lb bag of Peanut M&Ms on the way out and ate the whole bag on the ride home.

I like how you mentioned that not only did he take them but how fast he consumed them. I like jokes is what I guess I’m saying.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

I like how you mentioned that not only did he take them but how fast he consumed them. I like jokes is what I guess I’m saying.

@JosiahMunoz appears.

Is this a preview of Apostlegate 5?

 

[guest]

Don't worry the Target thing is going full circle. At the Salvation Army homeless drunk place they make them get jobs, Target greeter is his only choice, to fat for food service and no skills, he'll be back there.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

They told him he had to wear a red shirt so he wore his stupid Only You Can Stop Fascists shirt. When they told him it wasn't appropriate work wear, he called them Nazi incel children and they fired his ass. He swiped a 5 lb bag of Peanut M&Ms on the way out and ate the whole bag on the ride home.

@JosiahMunoz appears.

Is this a preview of Apostlegate 5?

 

[PeteRose]

i highly doubt target would hire him

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Nope. He never had the job. He cosplayed to try and appear like he was a working stiff but finally had enough. In reality he’s been farting in his couch getting free money one way or another for his entire life.

 

[guest]

@JosiahMunoz appears.

Is this a preview of Apostlegate 5?

Ah, yes the final punch. I mean who knows?! I’m on pins and needles!

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Bet he never showed up because he got drunk and went home with a troon.

 

[Brooke Shields]

It's like what Burr said when that Papa Johns driver butt dialed his customer while singing Niggero "Usually when you get fired for that you end up delivering pizzas."

In Pat's case, usually after a deadbeat loser divorces his money-maker he has to get a job at Target. What the fuck is Fat to do?

 

[Patrick S Tomlinson]

I was not fired, baby child atalker.

I worked in housewares and I had to ring up a nigger who got uppity. Needless to say it did not end well for that sub human. After I finished dispatching them, I promptly quit because I'm work more than selling out to a large company. BTW all my books are available on Amazon.

Wait patiently as my embarrassingly large mushroom tip begins it's descent into your rancid butthole, atalker.

This is the final penetration.

Brace for impact.