Do you think Pat ever looks at his vacation pics and thinks "Holy Shit. I've gotten fatter? Again?! How??!!"

[HotDogJoe]

Oh wait, of course not. That would require a tiny semblance of self-awareness.

I hope everyone is having a great weekend. Including you, Pat. We all know you're here

 

[guest]

I’m not overweight, child. Those are your delusions.

 

[Phish]

My name is not Violet Beauregard, child. Nor is it Rick. You have not earned the right to call me Pat either, atalker.

 

[Udders]

Hes cultivating mass, child. Those post-lift tacos doing just what they're supposed to be doing.

 

[DanFielding]

I weigh 195 pounds, child, just like I have since I was 21.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

My wife, who is more "diplomatic" about people's appearances than I, agrees that his head is fucking massive and twice as large as the rest of his body. "His body doesn't look TOO big but that head....."

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

I’m not overweight, child. Those are your delusions.

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[SFWA liaison]

Fat accumulation is simple calories-in-calories-out, but *where* in the body the fat is stored is hormonal. Google: "A high release of hormones, especially cortisol, is a cause of moon face". Cortisol is stress hormone

he's stressed because he's >$30k in the red and has no mid term plan other than to inconvenience Quasi

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Fat accumulation is simple calories-in-calories-out, but *where* in the body the fat is stored is hormonal. Google: "A high release of hormones, especially cortisol, is a cause of moon face". Cortisol is stress hormone

he's stressed because he's >$30k in the red and has no mid term plan other than to inconvenience Quasi

Look at "Dr. Steve" ova here!

 

[guest]

He did have one moment of clarity, years ago. He made a comment on one of his pictures where he admitted he was fat. It was him and 2 women. I don't have any of the pics saved but maybe archive bot does.

 

[Harry Powell]

He did have one moment of clarity, years ago. He made a comment on one of his pictures where he admitted he was fat. It was him and 2 women. I don't have any of the pics saved but maybe archive bot does.

It was pre-Norm-11. I think Weimer is either tagged or in the pic as well.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Safe to say that the home attic gym is just collecting dust again like it was so easy to predict. He fucked his back up trying to deadlift and stopped. He's so fucking fat and predictable at everything in life. He's overweight too.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat wants the image of "everything is going great" on twitter. Behind the scenes he plummeting into debt and is a miserable cunt.

 

[stealthygeek]

He did have one moment of clarity, years ago. He made a comment on one of his pictures where he admitted he was fat. It was him and 2 women. I don't have any of the pics saved but maybe archive bot does.

A lot easier to be self-deprecating about being fat when you don't actually think you're fat and aren't being regularly mocked for it. I don't think there was any realization there, I think he was just trying to mimic human behavior he's seen on TV with some cute "Getting old sucks, amirite???" banter.

Now that The Monster & Owen think he's fat he's far too sensitive to kid about his Slimer from Ghostbusters physique. He'll never do it again.