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Do you think nana's back on the sauce yet?

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Nana is becoming Lady Di, with lying about her drinking. He def sneaking more beers on the side
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Petworth dude

An honourable sperg.
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Nana told Gavin today that she isn't allowed to drink liquor and has stopped. She is allowed to drink wine. Not really suppose to drink beer but sipped a beer building the computer.
He should just find a different doctor who doesn’t care how much his patient drinks. Hell, that’s what Joe DeRosa apparently did.
 

Turry

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There’s no way any doctor said it was fine to get shitfaced on wine.
His doctors might be afraid that his ol ticker HA HA HA HOLEE SHIT can't handle any level of withdrawal so they went with the one alcoholic beverage that has putative benefits for heart health. They don't want to encourage the old lush so they set an arbitrary restriction in the hopes that he doesn't immediately drink himself to death.

Source: I'm a fucking retard who doesn't know what he's talking about.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

❤️bonnie simp❤️
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His doctors might be afraid that his ol ticker HA HA HA HOLEE SHIT can't handle any level of withdrawal so they went with the one alcoholic beverage that has putative benefits for heart health. They don't want to encourage the old lush so they set an arbitrary restriction in the hopes that he doesn't immediately drink himself to death.

Source: I'm a fucking retard who doesn't know what he's talking about.
That’s like telling the ol gal to only tweet twice per day.
 

Turry

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They knew Nana was an alcoholic when he first checked in, and there's no way a real doctor told an alcoholic it's OK to drink wine. As usual, he's lying.
Doctors have been known to not only recommend but even prescribe alcohol to alcoholics. If they think you're more likely to face imminent death from withdrawal due to health issues (recent quadruple bypass for instance) they'll tell you to have x drinks per day.

People abuse their prescriptions all the time but sometimes it's safer to let them do it than to stop them.
 
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You know he probably ordered a drink on the plane. And he’s certainly going to drink, if anything out of boredom when he’s in a hotel for two weeks.

He’s not going to have fun sitting in the bar with Gavin sipping soda after Wednesday’s show. When it’s not Gavin it will be that degenerate na’er do well Geno.

What else does he have to do? No gaming rig, just the TV. But he will at least have one of his favorite things; Niggas.
 

Stent

🙏 the reason for the season 🙏
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He would've been doing every impression and character he could think of while the doctor told him to quit drinking. Anything to keep his mind distracted from taking responsibility for his own life.

:image_9253:: No no no, I'm not an alcoholic. Ah ha ha ha! C'mon, doc! You remember Lady Di! Ohhhh! I'm dying of thirst ova here! Ah ha ha ha!
 
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