Do you remembah the midget yelling at the guy playing the trumpet in a park

[Ladynyahh]

I always wondered happened to this shrimp. I guess he was interviewed on some pawdcast a couple of years ago. What a bore but I'll share it anyway. Did you know he walked the grateful dead out on stage?

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

I liked that episode. Two mentally ill Jews just shooting the breeze

 

[Cleo's Dad]

I've seen the trumpet guy video enough times I can almost quote it word for word. It's a fawking classic

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I honestly get that little freaks rage. If you suck, go fucking suck where no one can hear you. There was this fucking idiot who didn't know how to play banjo who would always sit out front of my old place playing a banjo with a slide. I accidentally punched my own window out screaming at him to shut the fuck up one time and I had to go get stitches.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I liked that episode. Two mentally ill Jews just shooting the breeze

You could have just typed “Jews”.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Oy vey. Internet memory unlock

 

[Kinderman]

I've seen the trumpet guy video enough times I can almost quote it word for word. It's a fawking classic

“You’re a mediocre piece of shit and you can’t even play, SUCKA!”

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I always thought it was an old lady. And actually I guess I still do.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

I honestly get that little freaks rage. If you suck, go fucking suck where no one can hear you. There was this fucking idiot who didn't know how to play banjo who would always sit out front of my old place playing a banjo with a slide. I accidentally punched my own window out screaming at him to shut the fuck up one time and I had to go get stitches.

You’re the Forrest Gump of Canada

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I honestly get that little freaks rage. If you suck, go fucking suck where no one can hear you. There was this fucking idiot who didn't know how to play banjo who would always sit out front of my old place playing a banjo with a slide. I accidentally punched my own window out screaming at him to shut the fuck up one time and I had to go get stitches.

I didn't even know this was Abe typing until the last sentence. Then I was sure it was.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You’re the Forrest Gump of Canada

I can run like the wind blows.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

The part where he claims he can fly is the best shit ever.

 

[DMAN]

Reminder:

Danny Ross WASN'T dressed as the guy in the OP for Halloween.... This costume Danny did was supposedly "Sling Blade" but his clothes were not comically oversized and he wasn't a tiny limbed midget.

 

[Professor Rape]

Reminder:

Danny Ross WASN'T dressed as the guy in the OP for Halloween.... This costume Danny did was supposedly "Sling Blade" but his clothes were not comically oversized and he wasn't a tiny limbed midget.

Anthony in the background

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Anthony in the background

Freddy Groomia. He would nuzzle Sues tiny meat and potatoes. Good times.

 

[WhereWeAt]

I unironically love this guy. If this was twitter, I'd post something like "Saw Douglas Levison was trending, glad he's not dead" with a gif of a relieved Denzel Washington.

 

[Professor Rape]

I say SUCKAH like him

 

[WhereWeAt]

I say SUCKAH like him

I started punctuating sentences with suckah because of him

 

[lil chud]

I liked how he paused halfway through his rant to check his phone with his little jew fingers.