Do you often feel you are better than others since you cut out drinking, pills, and jerking off?

[Nigger Jim]

I do. I don’t mean that in a bragging way. But I look at minorities as lesser beings. I KNOW Jews are the “people” of Satan. Retards are monsters! I honestly think 99.9 of the population are brainwashed. Niggers are ogres. Azns are like elves… but evil elves. Spics are gross and nasty.

I can see this now!

 

[quark]

Do you scream at people when you're stuck in traffic on I-5?

 

[Nigger Jim]

Do you scream at people when you're stuck in traffic on I-5?

Even when I’m not stuck

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I drink and jerk off a lot and I'm pretty much an ubermensch. I'm unburdened by the sorrows of ordinary people and I bust loads.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Yes. People who drink every weekend and jerk off are losers and you can see it in their bodies. Example:

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Azns are like elves…

Yes!

… but evil elves.

Yes!

 

[Opie's Bandaged Toe]

No

 

[aRTie02150]

I'd rather lay on my couch than go out drinking. I don't like leaving my place all that much these days unless it's going for a bike ride or going to the park to feed the crows.

I notice the majority of people who go out regularly tend to still be losers who live with roommates or their parents while in their 30s. Maybe it's coincidence.

 

[Nigger Jim]

Thank you @DMAN for the car crash. I was beginning to think a white cop shot you at a simple traffic stop.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Did you know that Mr. Greenjeans (Shweenjeans) from Captain Kangaroo was Frank Zappa's father?













Don't look it up.