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I think it's kinda funny when it happens. No idea why!
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You have to try really hard to crack screens on Galaxy notes (atleast 20) and the 20's Samsung Galaxy. I'm glad they killed that fucking cottage industry of screen repair (atleast for those phones). I'm not sure about Iphones- I had a 6+ back in 2015 and I dropped it out of my pants pocket and it motherfucked me and got a hairline fracture at the top right of the phone. I wasn't particularly laughing.I think it's kinda funny when it happens. No idea why!
You should try to get back with her and then get her pregnant. Then break up with her and wait until she has the baby, so you could murder the baby in front of her and then kill her.Depends on the context or if The DMAN likes the person. The first guy he thought of when he read the title of this thread was a dude he just talked to at work, and The DMAN would probably give a "aw no" groan type deal if he saw that happen to the fella. He don't deserve that.
Now the woman that The DMAN just parted ways with? He would fawking howl if she dropped her little toy iphone and smashed it to smithereens. Useless lying cunt.
For the last 8 years or so every phone I've had has been in an Otterbox Defender case. On multiple occasions I have had the pleasure of watching someone crack their phone's screen and then pulled my phone out of my pocket and deliberately dropped it from the same height to demonstrate why they should use a better case.I think it's kinda funny when it happens. No idea why!
In the days of flip phones, my buddy had some phone that was made for construction workers. We were all getting hammered on my parents' deck one time and he kept showing people how durable this phone is, holding it up about 6' and dropping it onto the deck and it'd be fine. Then we were in the driveway and he was pretty drunk at that point. Someone else pulled up and he's like "Check out my phone. It's indestructible." and fucking full on threw it at the ground and it broke into pieces. Then his next phone was one of those stupid family plans things with the two way radios on them. He worked for his dad too so you'd constantly hear a beep and then "WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU??" like he was expected to work 24 hours a day.For the last 8 years or so every phone I've had has been in an Otterbox Defender case. On multiple occasions I have had the pleasure of watching someone crack their phone's screen and then pulled my phone out of my pocket and deliberately dropped it from the same height to demonstrate why they should use a better case.
I've never used more than the silicone cases that usually come with the phone and have never dropped one that has broke the screen in my life. It may be because I never really pull my phone out unless I'm in a comfortable position.For the last 8 years or so every phone I've had has been in an Otterbox Defender case. On multiple occasions I have had the pleasure of watching someone crack their phone's screen and then pulled my phone out of my pocket and deliberately dropped it from the same height to demonstrate why they should use a better case.
I've only broke one of my one phone screens myself. And it was a situation where I obviously should've taken it out of my pocket. I had to move a big granite counter top and I had to rest it on my thigh at one point. It fucking crushed my phone.I've never used more than the silicone cases that usually come with the phone and have never dropped one that has broke the screen in my life. It may be because I never really pull my phone out unless I'm in a comfortable position.
I remember years ago walking downtown with a friend who was walking and texting someone as he was talking to me. I told him "careful the sidewalks aren't even around here" and within 10 seconds of me saying that he dropped his brand new iPhone 4s and shattered the screen. It was no more than an hour after he bought the thing. I tried so hard not to laugh at him because I knew he wanted to cry.
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