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Do you know a Bro Joe IRL?
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very few stupid, trashy people are afforded the luxury of leeching off an equally stupid and trashy sibling that somehow became rich
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I live in rural az. Everyone ive met
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are they all fans of sons of anarchy? And own those biker gang bikes?
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No they would bury those queers un the desert
Nobody in an all-in-one package like Joe. Joe is special in that way. He hits every 90 IQ shabbos conservative stereotype all by himself. All of it. Permanently unemployed and unemployable but shits on wage cucks for dopamine hits. Internet threats of violence. The legal threats that are out of a cartoon. The bog standard Dunning Kruger. The really gross and genuinely offensive degeneracy (GF swapping with his brother, and if you don't think he's fucked Dawn you're out of your mind). The fake tough guy thing complete with exaggerated military record. Politically (and of course he's very political; never read a book in his life) he hits every single note- a beautiful and complete orchestra- of the dumb-fuck conservative ideological hitlist (from "dems r tha real racists! Look at this happy nigger I'm taking a picture with! LOOK AT HER!" to his elementary school understanding of foreign policy and where tax money goes, etc).
I've met so, so many white boomers who nail various aspects of his character but yeah...as an all-in-one package I think Joe is genuinely unique.
I've met so, so many white boomers who nail various aspects of his character but yeah...as an all-in-one package I think Joe is genuinely unique.
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i never understood the obsession of patposters, pound for pound bro joe is the best comedy lol cow we will ever have.
i find fatrick just cunty and annoying, bro joe is unironically a living comedy meme.
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Yes, right down to occupation. He was a solo cover performer who busked at bars and restaurants. Billed himself as “the human jukebox.” Would bring a three-ring binder along and you could request songs out of the book like karaoke.
He was a fat jew who lived with his mom and refused to get a regular job. I would ask him about having a “plan B,” backup plan for his life and he would defiantly respond, “There is no plan B, only Plan A!”
He had no sense of style or gimmick other than the ability to play covers. I think he even had a corny name like “(His Name,) At your request.” He was perfectly competent on the guitar, keyboard and vocals but nothing you’d go home and give a further thought. But he considered himself a major, not to be missed, talent/attraction.
He never got any girls, had no other hobbies and spent his spare time by his own admission “jerking off and watching porn” in his upstairs bedroom/studio.
I lost touch with him years ago and this is the first time I’ve remembered him in ages. Last time I tried looking him up I noticed he had unfriended me on Facebook. I guess my advice regarding getting a job or at least a better gimmick cut to heart.
He was a fat jew who lived with his mom and refused to get a regular job. I would ask him about having a “plan B,” backup plan for his life and he would defiantly respond, “There is no plan B, only Plan A!”
He had no sense of style or gimmick other than the ability to play covers. I think he even had a corny name like “(His Name,) At your request.” He was perfectly competent on the guitar, keyboard and vocals but nothing you’d go home and give a further thought. But he considered himself a major, not to be missed, talent/attraction.
He never got any girls, had no other hobbies and spent his spare time by his own admission “jerking off and watching porn” in his upstairs bedroom/studio.
I lost touch with him years ago and this is the first time I’ve remembered him in ages. Last time I tried looking him up I noticed he had unfriended me on Facebook. I guess my advice regarding getting a job or at least a better gimmick cut to heart.
I was blown away when I joined this forum and found out that Patrick was a focus of lulz. I don't know the full story so I won't talk shit, but needless to say I don't get it. I think I've seen the Brother Joe gifs 10,000 times already and they rarely fail to make me smile. He's the embodiment of what I'm after in a lolcow.
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Same! Anytime I see new Joe postings, I’m giddy like a kid with a wrapped present.
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You ever call him "the human pukebox"?
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* Joseph
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I think it has more to do with anger fuleing me. Joe is a dipshit but pat is a fucking asshole.
